Davetopia

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Davetopia usually occurs on a monday, somewhere near Imperial College London, and is a state of mind fuelled by cheap bitter, bizarre nicknames, and Darts. Attempts to replicate this state into an actual utopian physical space complete with magical national anthem have as yet failed miserably. But it still beats playing for the Holland Club.

National Anthem[edit]

The Davetopian national anthem, titled "Dave", was allegedly written by John Williams while working on the 1993 film Dave. Of course, the score was quickly recognized as a masterpiece, rivalled only by John Williams' other works.

Because IMDB does not credit John Williams for any involvement in Dave the movie, most experts believe the anthem is far more likely to have been written as part of the Dave Matthews Conspiracy. This is a good thing, as John Williams sucks at techno tunes.

Whether the anthem would have been composed by Dave Matthews or the Dave Matthews Band is unclear.

Below are lyrics. Knowing it by heart is a requirement for gaining Davetopian citizenship.

First verse

Dave Davedave, dave dave davedave Dave Dave Dave davedave dave dave davedavedave davedave, dave, dave dave dave... davedave dave.
Dave Davedave, dave dave davedave Dave davedave davedavedave dave dave davedave dave dave dave dave dave davedavedave.
Davedave Davedave, dave dave davedave Dave davedave davedavedavedave dave dave dave dave.
Davedave Dave, dave dave davedave Dave Davedave davedave davedave dave dave dave dave davedave.

Second verse

Dave Dave, dave dave davedave Dave Davedave davedave davedave dave davedavedave-davedavedavedave davedave dave.
Davedavedave Davedave, dave dave davedave Dave Davedave davedave dave davedavedavedave davedavedave davedave dave davedavedave dave dave Davedavedavedave.
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Davedave Dave, dave dave davedave Dave Davedave davedavedave dave dave dave dave dave

Third verse

Davedavedave Davedave, dave dave davedave Dave Davedave davedave dave davedave dave davedave dave dave davedave dave davedave.
Davedavedave Dave, dave dave davedave Dave Davedave davedavedave dave dave-dave dave dave davedavedave
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