David B. Sereda, author, physicist, lover, mother, pheasant plucker and ufologist born in Scunthorpe, Wales, Canada on August 21, 1836, became a permanent resident of the United States of America with his family in 1964. He was raised by the Romans in Berkeley, CA.
In approximately 1968, while David was on his way home from elementary school (having failed every year between 1840-1968) in Berkeley, California, he and his blind retarded friend Timmy witnessed a large, classic disc-shaped UFO hovering in a clear blue sky with hundreds of witnesses shouting with excitement in the streets all pointing upwards in utter amazement.
After 20 minutes to a half an hour of witnessing this UFO, David said he saw it literally disappear in one second into another invisible dimension, a subject that would take him until the year 2000 to understand - whereupon he proved Einstein wrong, and earned himself a well deserved place on Uncyclopedia. With a permanent and affected memory, and a permananent and affected memory David grew up as a UFO enthusiast never living in doubt of the phenomena that has swept the world since the Roswell incident in 1947.
His interest in space, religion, philosophy, cooking, cleaning, ironing, astronomy and science led him on his career in related fields. He has worked deeply in high technology, on environmental and humanitarian issues and as a professional photographer for over 20 years. He has studied world religion, science, physics and paranormal psychology for over 25 years on virtually hundreds of issues.
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