Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 7

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"No, seriously. Who is he?"

December 7: Official Who The Hell Is Spartacus Day

  • Little did they know that I'm Spartacus.
  • No, I'm Spartacus!
  • I'm Spartacus!
  • No, I am!
  • Hence the search...
  • 1555 - The search for Spartacus continues.
  • 1936 - Buddy Holly born in Texas; also known as "The Day That Will Live in Infancy".
  • 1982 - Mr T (not pictured) claims in his autobiography "Pity the Fool" that he was Spartacus. Historians refute this claim.
  • 2005 - Uncyclopedia becomes littered with Spartacus jokes.
  • 2006 - Would the real Spartacus please stand up? please stand up? please stand up?