Denise Richards

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Denise Richards was an American film actress, once married to Charlie Sheen.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Denise Richards.

She was destroyed by demolition charged placed by Dick Cheney's "Black Ops Team", though most Americans believe she was brought down by Al Queda terrorists in an airliner or Charlie teaching her to "not back-talk him" about his hookers.

Dr. Steven Jones of Brigham Young University has proven that the bruises inflicted on Ms Richards could NOT have been induced by her ex-husband Mr. Sheen, and had to be the work of a sinister neo-con Cabal!