Densest Object in the Known Universe
The Densest Object in the Known Universe, a.k.a. the Skull of George W. Bush, a.k.a. The Known Universe's Most Dense Object, has recently reached critical mass and is set to implode in the fall of 2008, leaving behind a black hole that will suck all of existence into its murky depths. Scientists were rushing to prevent this catastrophic disaster, but were all killed for the crime of sedition by Dick Cheney, a.k.a. The Doomsday Machine.
Approximately 403 bemused-elephants per goldfish-bowl. Note:Since the object is currently in residence in the USA its density has only been recorded in the bloody-loony measurement system, and with the recent mass death of Scientists nobody actually knows how to convert this into something meaningful.