Density (symbol: ρ - Greek: rho) is a quality of being dense or, how thick a thing is. The higher an object's density, the stupider it is; a denser object (such as Paris Hilton) will perform more stupid acts in a day than a less dense substance (such as Stephen Hawking).
- ρ is the object's density (measured in stupidity per action)
- σ is the object's total stupid actions (measured in moves per day)
- A is the object's total actions (measured in moves per day)
Various types of density
Measurement of density
A common device for measuring density is a paparazzi. The more often a person captures the attention of paparazzi, the denser they are. Fame increases density dramatically.
Density of substances
An object that performs one stupid action for every non stupid action would have a density of one (1).
The average person has a density of 0.0175 σA-1.