Dewey Decimal System

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Dewey Decimal System.

The Dewey Decimal System is really an evil way for librarians to insult us through the mediums of book codes which seem as harmless as a munchkin. For Example;

465-7392 Means I will cut your mother and maime her children! All Of Them

Others I would not like to say on a website like this one.

and Melvil Dewey, what a bastard, is aparently the Greatest Libraian Of All Time (NERD) and inveted this insulting creation called the Dewey Decimal System. I have been for many years planning an assault against this rebel to society as he has thrice threatened to mate with my hamster. Though Harry Potter and he Philosopher's Stone was fun to read three times over.