Dexter's Laboratory

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“A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife! "Then no spoilers alert my franchise cheapo!"”

~ Dexter on jokes

The original pitch idea by Genndy Tartakovsky made in 1993 provided by CalArts during production of the show, later made done by Cartoon Network Studios in 1994, turn into a full-length television show aired in 1995-1999. While the 2001 revival is bad, it's nowhere near as awful as scrapped spin-offs anime version, "Dexter's Laboratory Force" by Sunrise and TMS Entertainment and Warner Bros. Television planned in 2004-2009, Dee Dee: a Dexter's Lab show" in 2006-2011, "Dexter's Lab Junior" in 2012-2016, the rip-off named Johnny Test and my upcoming reboot animated sitcom sci-fi musical comic series. As of the franchise owned by Cartoon Network (1996-present).

“Maybe he was making Meth...”

~ Dexter's Mother on Dexter's life after he died in fiery Asplosion and resurrect himself.

As America was emerging from a decade of chaos and desolation due to the effects of Disney sugar and Looney Tunes there was one voice, one vision, one genius to help us all overcome our dark moron impulses and rejoice in the glory of the light. His name was Dexter Oniga Gucci (or the great D.O.G) This is his story. then in 2018, Jake Goldman and Bob Boyle produced in reboot done by HBO Max in 2021.

Dexter The man genius[edit]

Dexter McPherson was born in a time beyond time reading devices (which he invented, and gave the name clocks) therefore his coming into the world can only be dated as 0:00 on the 00.00.0001, in the Dexterarian calendar. It is widely known however that his birth was before the great feeding and the great burp that commenced after the great cleansing in the great hall of light. It is also generally accepted that only a life of Dexter can cleanse one's soul and prepare one for the afterlife. voiced by Jill Talley (unused), Christine Cavanaugh, Candi Milo, Mayim Bialik (singing voice), Haley Tju, Alyson Stoner (singing voice).

Parental Control[edit]

His parents were common folk, unprepared to take care of such a genius, yet they arent geniuses themselves, i mean his lab is like underneath is rug, just stand on it fags. In order to prepare them for the shock the doctor planned to stage a puppet show as indicated in the famous article Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News (which Dexter invented by sheer will power). However he just got a hint that he might have AIDS in the form of a singing telegram and decided to wipe out his memory. Since then a series of misfortunational news followed all doctors that treated Dexter. This is the only reason why no doctor was able to identify Dexter's remarkable genius by the patterns of his baby drools and teeth imprints which resembled Mona Lisa and revealed DaVinci's Code. He also invented an expasion device which he tested on his mother and gave her a huge badonkadonk and knockers that would tease Dexter and any man who saw her massive jiggling rump and hooters for eternity. Though Dexter's real father is still the named 'Donald' or 'Drake' since his mother's name was 'Marcia' or 'Deborah' mysterious nicknames history of leaves a window open for who his father might be, this can also explain her now OCD attitude towards cleanliness.

His Hellish Entrance To Science[edit]

As dexter failed to break the Guinness World Record for taking the worlds biggest dump (midgets section)Then dexter sold his soul to the devil to migrate to science. He then was looking for a machine that can make him take bigger dumps, I mean like MAMMOTH sized dumps. So he came up with the holiest thing on Earth to this day, Justin Beiber. With the help of his Justin Beiber machine he did break the guinness world record for taking the worlds biggest dump! His world record was soon broken by Miley Cyrus. Crushed, dexter sells his sisters soul to the devil so he can become even more smarter and take revenge on man kinds worst creation, the little girl(and im not even posititve if she is a girl or some freakish mutation) Justin Bieber. Without a soul, DeeDee turns into something demonic, lets see.

Dee Dee[edit]

she is the tallest secondary character. So basically Dexter's mom is like a UBER slut, I mean look at her big ass and lucious thighs! So Dexter's Dad isn't the father of DeeDee, I mean can something like him create something retarded like that? So anyways, dexter's mom, like the slut she is, fucked with a homeless dude across the street. And it created this monstrosity! Yes DeeDee is actually half Middle-Eastern American descent, in one of those episode she had such a deep voice that the world was shaking, that's exactly what Mediterranean dudes can do. So anyway,

DeeDee entered a life of illegal crime and hip hop taking the alias of Double D Cups from an early age, to protect her innocent family. Encouraged by this underground movement Dexter joined several para-military organizations. His actions finally led to a revolution. After his revolution and proclamation as king, Dexter decided he wanted more and started building an underground secret facility for nuclear and chemical bombs. This facility will soon come to be known as the "Dexter's Laboratory". With the help of his sister DeeDee, Dexter prepared to lead a new revolution that would overcome all the world and establish him as king over everything. voiced by Allison Moore, Kat Cressida, Tara Strong, Bella Thorne, Chloe Bennet (singing voice).

The Holy War On Hip-Hop[edit]

It was now that Dexter realized the errors of his ways. He already had invented everything there was to invent in the world just so he could conquer it. Shocked by this new thesis, Dexter decided to renegate his own sister and start a holy war against the hip-hop empire.

Uncertain about what this revolution and holy war business was his parents sent him to bed without supper. Confined to his own cell like room Dexter found a way to mentally control the robots in his laboratory situated milions of miles away and teleport his facility within his own room. The U.S government noticed this strange laboratory movement and decided to blame a random country for possession of wet dogs and attack it.

The rest is legendary hippo piss out the ass.

Influence[edit]

During the early 90's Dexter's lab was a fucking big hit. The name of the great Dexter, and even though this fucker is unknown to the public, he'll soon emerge as the world's greatest OB-gene. Yeah that's right, just call him at +639164629530. He'll surely give you a good bullshit answer. Trust this website even though inside you don't really care.

Voice cast[edit]

Christine Cavanaugh/Candi Milo/Mayim Bialik/Haley Tju, Allison Moore/Kat Cressida/Marieve Herington/Bella Thorne, Kath Soucie/Jennifer Hale/Busy Philipps/Paget Brewster/Anais Fairweather/Amanda Leighton, Jeff Bennett/Travis Willingham, Tom Kenny/Ben Diskin, Rob Paulsen/Jason Marsden, Frank Welker/Fred Tatasciore, Eddie Deezen/Ben Schwartz, Kimberly Brooks/Erica Luttrell, Daisy Lightfoot, Marieve Herington, Kari Wahlgren, Susanne Blakeslee, Pamela Adlon, Kathryn Hahn, Keith David, Grey Delisle-Griffin, Tara Strong, Nicole Byer, Wendi Mclendon, Kimiko Glenn, Daran Norris, Tress Macneille, Maurice LaMarche, Maria Bamford, Laura Bailey, Lacey Chabert, Rachael Macfarlane, Earl Boen, Lara Jill Miller, Dom Deluise/Diedrich Bader, Nicole Sullivan, Natalie Palamides, Kristen Li, Randy Crenshaw, Michael Pataki, Gary Owens, Sandy Fox, Greg Eagles, Kevin Michael Richardson, Brad Garett, Paula Tiso/Toks Olangundoye, Lauren Tom, James Hong, Jim Cummings, Roger Craig Smith, Olivia Olson, Megan Hilty, Randy Savage, Jorge Calvan, Jeff Coopwood, John Kassir, Agostino Castagnola, Paul Williams, Michael Connor, Michael Dorn, Dave Coulier, Mark Hamill, Corey Burton, Andy Suriano, Jess Harnell, Ed Gilbert, Melissa Disney, Martin Mull, Catherine Taber, Cheryl Hines, Mindy Cohn, Fred Willard, Jennifer Martin, Brian Tochi, Steve Lively, Don Shelton, Jay Hughley, Dee Dee Rescher, Hamilton Camp, John Garry, Jay Waddell, Betsy Sodaro, Lake Bell, Gillian Jacobs, Seth Green, Mako, Rachel Butera, Cheri Oteri, Mick Wingert, Milana Vayntrub, Mara Wilson, Megan Mullaly, Jane Lynch, Danny Trejo, Abby Trott, Felicia Day, Henry Winkler, Vanessa Marshall, Kate Higgins, Cindy Robinson, Dannah Phirman-Feinglass, Audrey Wasilewski, Tori Spelling, Nancy Linari, Amy Hill, Artemis Pebdani, Sarah Chalke, Lauren Lapkus, Cree Summer, Laraine Newman, Mindy Sterling, Phil Lamarr, Ashly Burch, etc.

Steven Spielberg will also produce a movie based on Dexter's book, however Dexter will be played by a gigantic T-Rex and Dee Dee. by a little alien who wants to order a pizza.

List Of Notable Inventions[edit]

  • Butt device
  • Red Button that destroys hippies
  • Escape routes through monkeys butts.
  • An Awesome Parrot
  • Hip-Hop Tin-Robot
  • Secret Laboratory (more effectively secret than CIA, KGB, although it looks like more like a lavatory than a laboratory)
  • Porn-on-a-massive-scale-o-matic
  • The gaydar
  • Crystal Methamphetamine
  • Ketamine
  • LSD

Rivals[edit]

Dexter has many rivals, including:

See also[edit]


Mandork[edit]

“You know what kind of train this is? It's a magic train AH-HA-HA! AH-HA-HA! HA-HA !”

~ Mandork on On This Section

Johnny Test[edit]

Something that made the revival run of Dexter's Laboratory is similar more fun to watch. That really smelly cartoon featuring the 11-year-old flaming headed kid who wears a T-shirt with a radioactivity sign lives in Lincolnshire, IL. He has a talking dog who smells really bad and genius twin sisters who are nerds, anyways. His show is a modern update from Dexter's lab, and Johnny and the kids are wearing dispoable underpants (or they're in their diapers, according to Canada and Germany). This cartoon has become popular during 2009, the year of Illinois' best-known landmarks being renovated, including the Test house.

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