Diet
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“Little do they know its slowly killing them...”
Dieting religiously in the East[edit]
A diet is a ritualistic self-depravation and starvation ceremony occasionally used by Buddhist monks. In order to show devotion to Buddha, these monks will go on diets, not eating or drinking for weeks. Normal people would die, but meditation allows them to stay alive, getting ever closer to Nirvana.
Dieting religiously in the West[edit]
In Roman Catholic Theology, a diet is a group of foods which people restrict themselves to eating for religious purposes
Dieting in Japan[edit]
Sumo wrestling is a popular sport in Japan. Dieting is not. See diet of Japan
