Discordian American Princess
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When a Disney Princess creates chaos by showing she's not as pure as people think, she becomes a Discordian American Princess. For example, the wholesome Hannah Montana|Miley Ray Cyrus posing half naked in a sheet, with her Daddy Billy Ray Cyrus touching her inner thigh, and with a dozen holes in her pants. Other examples include Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, and Vanessa Anne Hudgens.
It also means any teenage girl or young woman who's had a wholesome, clean-cut image that suddenly changes when she does something shocking. For example, the wholesome Kansas girl Emily Sander was discovered to be the nude model Zoey Zane.
A DAP can also be the daughter of a Discordian. These DAPS typically like flashing the peace sign, wearing tie dye, pulling Jakes on their teachers and principal, and editing chaotic online encyclopedias.