Donkey: Shrek's friend

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Donkey: Shrek's (also known as carl rayner) friend is a spin off of the popular Shriek series starring the Donkey however it was poorly recieved due, in large part, due to the absence of Shreik, the change of format to a modernized musical, the recasting of viturally every other character in the previous film, and the general confusion by the misspelling of the title.

Voted overwelmingly by the few critics who managed to view the film as "'Annoying as hell.", it is widely believed that those responsible for this characters creation, as well as anyone attempting to quote lines as said by this character, should be killed with a stick.

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