Dontunduhstan

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== Geography ==


  • Dontunduhstan is a semi-autonomous member of the Union of Seriously Dumbass Republics. It is bound on the east by Hotdogistan, on the south by Dumbfuckistan, on the west by Turdistan, and on the north by France. The exact population of Dontunduhstan is unknown since most Dontunduhstanians cannot count beyond twenty and the handful who are functionally literate have better things to do than carrying census forms door to door. Likewise, the area of the country is uncertain though it is generally described as "pretty big". The climate of Dontunduhstan is variously described as "cold", "extremely cold" or "I'm freezing my fucking balls off!"


History[edit]

  • Historically, Dontunduhstan is notable as the birthplace of the spatula. It's also possible that Adolph Hitler once drank a beer in the country's capital city, Toofuckinbad, while waiting for a minor automotive repair, though the incident cannot be confirmed with any degree of certainty. Aside from that, little of any interest has ever happened there.


People[edit]

Economy[edit]

  • Dontunduhstan's official currency is the Pfart, which is of so little value that it is more often used for firewood than money. This has led to a thriving black market in more stable foreign currencies such as the Euro, the US dollar, and the IOU.


Trade[edit]

  • Dontunduhstan's principle exports are navel lint, hairballs, and biohazardous wastes. In the 1960s, Dontunduhstan was briefly the world's principal supplier of unobtainium until the mine operators finally got the joke and the supply quickly dried up. The only commodity which is imported into Dontunduhstan in economically significant volume is processed imitation cheese food, to which many Dontunduhstanians are hopelessly addicted.


Government[edit]

  • Dontunduhstan's system of government, like that of all members of the Union of Seriously Dumbass Republics, is a bloated bureaucracy or Blutocracy, for short. As in all Blutoctracies, all power ultimately resides with Bluto, the character played by John Belushi in "National Lampoon's Animal House".