Dr. Rabbit

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“Hellooo there! I am [REMOVED BY COLGATE]”

~ [REMOVED BY COLGATE] on Himself

“He's a rabbit.”

~ Captain Obvious on the doctor's identity
We aren't able to show you a picture of the rabbit without colgate removing it...so we'll just keep trying until colgate gives up..eventually...

[REMOVED BY COLGATE] is the world's only rabbit rabbit, nazi rabbit, dentist rabbit, and purple rabbit. He is also known to be the world's only purple nazi dentist rabbit. He is famous for teaching little kids about the dangers of cavities and sexual diseases and for being the world's only dentist rabbit. Because he has traveled the world, he is now famous in many videos on the popular website, youtube and the equally as popular website, uncyclopedia. Unfortunately due to colgate, we cannot say his name correctly, to deal with this problem we will be sure to remind you about this problem again.


Origin[edit]

Some say that he was created by Dr. Eggman, in the same way he created King Dedede, which is also debated on to this day. Others think he was just born an anthropamorphic rabbit with desire for the taste of children flesh, but one thing for sure is he is downright the nastiest of (most) rabbits out there. [REMOVED BY COLGATE] is often (not really) portrayed (sorta) as being enemies of the trix bunny. Unlike the trix bunny, [REMOVED BY COLGATE] strives to fight off plaque and cavities while the trix rabbit advertises contaminated sweets. This pisses off the doctor, so some speculate [REMOVED BY COLGATE] might have been born into poverty thanks to some american nuclear warfare in hiroshima. While in poverty, the doctor tried his best to make his unloving abusive parents happy by becoming a doctor, which ultimately failed and [REMOVED BY COLGATE] called himself a doctor to hide the fact that he is a dentist. But again, we know nothing of [REMOVED BY COLGATE] past. Unfortunately due to colgate, we cannot say his name correctly, to deal with this problem we will be sure to remind you about this problem again.

Early life[edit]

[REMOVED BY COLGATE] came from some place in the woods, or so he says anyway. Again, we know nothing of [REMOVED BY COLGATE] past. It was hard for him going through school when considering he was the only natzi rabbit in a jewish human school. He was bullied for all of his childhood and such. Around that time, he realized he wanted to become a dentist rabbit. He did his best to work his way through school, and when he failed to graduate, he went right off to the college of his dreams. However, they rejected him not only because he was a nazi, but because he was a rabbit, got rejected from middle school, and was a rabbit. But that didn't stop [REMOVED BY COLGATE]. Instead, he kidnapped a doctor, took his clothes, and began to impersonate a doctor. Unfortunately due to colgate, we cannot say his name correctly, to deal with this problem we will be sure to remind you about this problem again.

Failures[edit]

When posing lololololololololololololo as a doctor, he didn't save many lives. In fact, all of his patients died on contact. He was fired and then he became a dentist for children. During his time as a doctor, he began to hunger for children. Some think that he is a serial killer, but he says different. However, he failed at doing that as well, and he was fired from that. That didn't stop him, though. Still posing as a dentist, he began to lure children to him, doing things to them like taking them on world tours and blasting off into space. Unfortunately due to colgate, we cannot say his name correctly, to deal with this problem we will be sure to remind you about this problem again.

The burger king and what he said after receiving help from the doctor in making the McGriddles sandwich

The Bad People[edit]

When Bush heard of the many dasterdly deeds of [REMOVED BY COLGATE], he automatically wanted him in congress. [REMOVED BY COLGATE] was forced into the organization and was ordered to help out in Bush's plans of world domination. During that time, the Doctor developed AIDS, cancer, down syndrome, dunlap syndrome, and such. He also helped the burger king in developing the McGriddles Sandwich, coming up with various ingredients to put into it. Unfortunately due to colgate, we cannot say his name correctly, to deal with this problem we will be sure to remind you about this problem again.


Currently...[edit]

Ever since Obama took the position of president, [REMOVED BY COLGATE] has lost control over himself. He continously visits africa to talk with Tandii, and while she greets [REMOVED BY COLGATE] with a friendly african hello, [REMOVED BY COLGATE] insults her and leaves on his bicycle. This has caused speculation that [REMOVED BY COLGATE] is now the world's only racist rabbit as well, which is illogical due to the fact that the trix bunny beat him to it. Why [REMOVED BY COLGATE] is suddenly against blacks is plausibly because he liked being in congress and Obama took that away from him. Dr. Rabbit now has a new goal, to rid the world of Obama, children, cavities, jews, blacks, and wolves.

Trivia[edit]

  • Amazingly, Colgate forgot to censor out and remove the rabbit's name from the topic title.
  • Amazingly, I'm amazed