Dragon Ball GT

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General[edit]

Dragon Ball GT is a shitty TV-based computer based on the idea that the millions of unused brains of couch potatoes could be put to good use. Thanks to tiny digital chips implanted in televisions, the Nielsen Group can access the minds of unsuspecting TV junkies and alter their brain waves. When these v-chips were designed in 1987 for use in theaters playing the movie Robocop, Hollywood producers hailed it as an entertainment technology breakthrough. Up to that point, movie theaters were forced to sell popcorn and various refreshments at reasonable prices, but today that is no longer the case.

This functionality was once limited to making viewers more susceptible to the hypnotizing effects of commercials and movie trailers, but today Toei Animation has assured us that it has the technology to harness the power of TV viewers to perform unheard of feats of computing. The show enjoys all-time high ratings thanks to collaboration with Fox TV, the company that Americans came to love during its attempted takeover of prime time television and, because of this, has enormous potential in the supercomputing field.

With this power at thier disposal. The invented an imaginary sequel to Dragonball Z that doesn't exist in this world.

History[edit]

Dragon Ball GT had its lowly beginnings as a communist training video in the Russian legion during the 90's. It used ultrasupersonic waves emitted from the viewing apparatus to silently turn the viewers nose hairs into chimichangas.

On June 6, 1798, the chairman of Toei Animation, Tsutomu Tomari, was quoted as saying, "I have high hopes for Dragon Ball GT in the US. As many of you already know, it has warped the minds of our children and for that I thank you, Akira Toriyama, for allowing us to bring this monstrosity about. I only hope that our American version will have similar success."

More recently, Tomari has expressed desires of collaborating with Stanford University's Pande Group, most famous for the software [email protected], to create software for the DGT chip that could alter the DNA of American viewers, creating an army of genetic freaks that would conquer the world in the name of Japanese animation, but Vijay S. Pande, founder and original designer of the system, has assured the chairman that this has already occured. Instead, Pande proposed a new system, which soon evolved into the Dragon Ball GT @ Home Mind Controlling Computing System, or [email protected]

Plot[edit]

Some red dragon gets pissed off cos Pilaf made a shitty wish with the black star balls turning goku into a boy, they then spend 64 episodes trying to find 1 ball! Then some guy called bailoon arrives on earth then fucks the whole planet up, piccolo becomes emo, goku goes red, android 17 returns then dies, some guys in socks appear and they live happily ever after!

The meaning of "GT"[edit]

There have been many rumours of what the 'GT' stands for including:

   * Goofy Time
   * GOOOOOD TIIIIMES!
   * Getting Tired
   * Gay Teens
   * Goku Tits
   * Green Tighties
   * Got Toast?
   * Good Timing
   * Good Thuck
   * Gay Time
   * George Thompson
   * Grand Thorax
   * Growing There
   * Gran Turismo
   * Got Too
   * Glorious Tits
   * Great Try
   * Granular Trolley
   * Get Today
   * Goodbye Terrance
   * Godspeed Toodley
   * Grey Trumen
   * ********************************Grand Tour***************
   * Going There
   * Got Tinnitus?
   * Gay Tits
   * God's Table
   * Go Tom
   * Grand Tetanus
   * Got Three
   * Goron Talvis
   * Geraint's Track
   * Giggle Time
   * Grody Top
   * Greek Tension
   * Gutting Trunks
   * Girl Testicles
   * Girls Throw
   * Grey Tits
   * Growing Terrorism
   * Grief Transfer
   * Guts Time
   * Gay Terrain
   * God Talks
   * God Tour
   * Got Tetanus?
   * Gaining Two
   * Goku Time
   * Golly Trousers
   * Something That Doesn't Even Fit Those Initials, Idiot
   * Growing Testicles
   * Germany's Thuhrer
   * Gibbering Testicles
   * Grin Terror
   * Gun Testicles
   * Gyrating Tongue
   * Ginger Tried
   * Genuinely Torn
   * Getting Thumped
   * Gun Therapy
   * Gay Telly
   * Gay Tour
   * Gruesome Toby
   * Geoge's (non-existent) Tallywhacker
   * Gel Terri
   * Gotta Tremble
   * Gohan's Testicles
   * Gohan's Tower
   * Gobble Trout
   * Goku's Testicles
   * Goku's Tower
   * Ground Thloor
   * Girl Torture
   * Gregs Telling
   * Girls, Touching
   * Go-go Tsunami
   * Got Tits?
   * Grilling Toby
   * Garish Tomato
   * Game Throw
   * Gary Told
   * Gay Torture
   * General Tour
   * Grune Totem
   * Greasy Tortoise
   * Gogeta's Testicles
   * Gets Terrible
   * Gogeta's Tower
   * Gestapo Terrorism
   * Greatly Traumatised
   * Gold Terrain
   * Grease Thrives
   * Grand Toor
   * Goten's Testicles
   * Gaining Thespians
   * Goten's Tower
   * Gruesome Torture
   * Gobbly Treble
   * Glue Topless
   * Green Thorax
   * Giggling Tetanus
   * Good Try
   * God Talks
   * Grows True
   * Good Tour
   * Greasiness Tells
   * Gotta Thrust
   * Gargantuam Tallywhacker
   * Goopy Trousers
   * Goofy Trevor
   * Great Torture
   * Girly Travel
   * Good god This shit sucks
   * God Trackies
   * Game Touching
   * Got Through
   * Guess Today
   * Going Tomorrow
   * Grievous Television
   * Gorgeous Testicles
   * Genital Titties
   * Ginormous Tie
   * Gelatin Tub
   * Green T-Shirt
   * Great Tour
   * Giant Testicles/Tallywhacker/Tits
   * Gross Testicles/Tallywhacker/Tits
   * Green Testicles/Tallywhacker/Tits
   * Grey Testicles/Tallywhacker/Tits
   * God Tells
   * Godly Transgenders
   * Girl Tub
   * Goatse Tubgirl
   * Gay Thrust
   * Golli Trolley
   * Gormless Transexual
   * Got Testicles?
   * Godgiven These
   * Goron Tits 
   * Goron Tallywhacker
   * Goron Testicles
   * Gay Tigers 
   * Gohan Tits
   * Gay Throb
   * Gay Trouble
   * Gandhi Talks
   * Gogeta Tits
   * Goten Tits
   * Gob Tooth
   * Girl Toy
   * Girly Toes
   * Gay Troubadors
   * Gibbering Taiwanese
   * Grey Trouble
   * Given Tracked
   * Grand Try
   * Glorious Transvestite
   * Gigantic Tallywhacker
   * Goten ♥ Trunks
   * Girl Tits
   * Gallifrey Tardis
   * Gone Threshing
   * Gimme Tea
   * Gory Tamborine
   * Giant Turd
   * Goku turd
   * Goten t-bone
   * Grand t'morning
   * Gay tummy
   * Gay Twins
   * GoddamniT
   * Green Turd
   * Greedy T-Rex
   * Oscar Wilde
   * Greasy Testicles
   * Gay Taliban
   * Giant TittyTouchers
   * Bob Dole
   * Goober Toot
   * Globe Trotters
   * Google's Testicles
   * G-UniT
   * Gonorrhoea Trouble
   * Gohan Trains
   * GREEN TOAST
   * Game Trailers
   * Grand Tour
   * Gay Trunks
   * Green Tamborine
   

Unfortunately, none of these have been confirmed and the true meaning may be lost to the world.