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Those obsessed with so-called experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Dragosteia.

Not So Innocent

Under the innocent cover of a hit single by a Romanian pop group, this song is, in actuallity, a mind control device that has lead to many important events.

Who Made Dragosteia?

Contrary to common belief, Your Mom did not create Dragosteia. Giant Prehistoric Zucchini were the creators of this monstrosity, seeking revenge for their cousins, the Squish, who were merslesly subjected to lectures on the use of past, present and future tenses, ultimatly resulting in them becoming confused and mutating into Squash.

Events and Stuff That Dragosteia Has Influenced-

  • The Theory of Evolution