EP002: Pokemon emergency

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“Gotta catch 'em all”

~ Whores on STD's

Pokemon Emergency! is the second episode of the first season of the anime series Pokemon (Show).




Ash's Pikachu dies, but Nurse Joy gives Ash a replacement Pikachu from the Viridian City Pokemon Center storage room so as to ensure that the show doesn't lose ratings by keeping it's loveable mascot intact. Team Rocket introduce themselves but blast off, but not at the speed of light because otherwise they would die and thus ruin the show. Ash then throws a pokeball at a caterpie and it suspends in mid air, leaving us to wonder whether Ash will catch the caterpie or whether the caterpie will evolve into a giant Dragon that will eat Ash alive...oh man it would be so sweet if that happened.

Major events[edit]

  • Ash generates electricity from a crispy and charred Bike, thus discovering a much cheaper way to generate electricity
  • Ash begins his quest for murder victims in explosive fashion by exploding the viridian city pokemon center
  • Team Rocket manage to blast off without the use of a Rocket
  • Ash obtains a fangirl. He now needs 4 more to be on level terms with rival Gary Oak
  • Officer Jenny puts out
  • Nurse joy obtains a pair of dragon claws in her Runescape account
  • 4kids cut back on expenses by recycling old scenes.
Spoiler warning: The above was a spoiler! Shit I should've told you before!