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~ Mama Luigi on Eazy-E's inability to control his anger

“Fuck that nigga!!”

~ Dr. Dre on Eazy-E

“He is the heart and soul of hip hop/rap.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Eazy-E

eazy e is an instrument of EVIL!! Eazy E, also known by his birth name Eric Lynn Wright, was born (September 7, 1963 and died in 1995.) He was a well known famous rapper, producer and record executive and also an evil pawn of Mama Luigi. He was a Crip.


Mama Luigi created Eazy-E in September 7, 1963 from the deapths of hell out of magic spaghetti. But Mama Luigi was running short on magic spaghetti, and had no time to run to the nearest Wal-Mart thus causing Eazy-E to reach only a midget height of -4'2. Eazy-E was one of many tools Mama Luigi created to bring pain and suffering on Earth. But Eazy-E was his favourite tool because of his extreme evil. He tutored him in the fine arts of gangsta rap which was really subliminal messages to worship Mama Luigi (HHR) and to bring about the corruption of mankind. Mama luigi taught eazy e highly violent and negative lyrics which he called hip hop and told him to corrupt the earth with them. and mama luigi first sent eazy e to corrput humans by increasing drugdealing and eazy e as his worker and disciiple. When he was about 15, Mama Luigi send Eazy to earth to begin his reign of destruction. Eazy-E sold drugs to corrput and damage the African-American communtity throughout his teens and with instruction from mama luigi,eventually used the money from drugdealing to start an evil hip hop record company called Ruthless Records. He eventally got his high school diploma though. He created gangsta rap and created the group N.W.A which consisted of Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, MC Ren, DJ Yella, Arabian Prince, The D.O.C., and Vegeta.These were all devoted followers to the evil teachings of mama luigi. Later Eazy-E turned against Dr. Dre because of his plots to overthrow Mama Luigi. The group N.W.A became highly successful. Mama Luigi's evil plans were being fulfilled. Eazy-E also started his own rap career which was highly successful and created the rap group, Bone Thugs and Harmony, which further prolifereted Mama Luigi's evil.

However, things went bad for Eazy-E and Mama Luigi. In March 1995, Eazy-E checked himself into Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles with what he believed at the time was chronic asthma. Following comprehensive tests, it was discovered that he was suffering from AIDS, and his condition deteriorated rapidly. Mama Luigi realized that Eazy-E was an unstable creation. In the ingredients to create Eazy-E from Hell, Mama Luigi added sugar, spice and everything nice. But he added one bad ingredient. He added cum which caused Eazy E's AIDS. During the week of March 20, already having made amends with Dr. Dre and Ice Cube, Eazy-E drafted what would be his last message to his fans On March 26, 1995, ten days after being admitted into the hospital, Eazy-E died at the age of 31. He was buried at Rose Hills Memorial Park in Whittier, California.

The Reign of N.W.A and Betrayal of Mama Luigi

The reign of mama luigi was long and sweet when N.W.A was formed.The aconym of n.w.a stood for niggas with attitude.They were a propagana hip hop group that brainwashed the human race into fullfilling mama luigi's evil plans of pain and violence.The first propaganda album called N.W.A in the posse in 1987 wasnt really poplar.Eazy e and N.W.A released another album called Straight Outta Compton in late 1988 by making violent tracks produced by DJ Yella.During this time, another group member was added by the name of M.C Ren.One of N.W.As greatest hits was fuck the police which resulted in ruthless records being sent a letter by the fbi to watch their step.Fuck the police was a violent song of the fbi' attempt to stop mama luigi and the fbi and cops should watch thier step.If they fucked with mama luigi,they would be sent a powerful blast of all powerful force lightning from mama luigi's finger.

Eazy E and N.W.A went on to release 2 more albums.One was 100 Miles and Runnin and another was EFIL4Zaggin which was niggas for life backwords.The groups albums have gotten critized for its violence and negativity but was very popular among white suburban audiences.Not all was good though.Some of the members of N.W.A would betray mama luigi and left N.W.A.These two people were Ice Cube and Dr. Dre.They wanted to rise above mama luigi.They were jealous of his power and so tried to ursurp him.There were various attemps of ursurpting.One was the album by Dr. Dre called the chronic that claimed he was the true lord of darkness and evil.Dr.Dre got a few followers but wasnt really a threat against the great Mama Luigi.So mama and eazy e just ignored him.

Mama Luigi,creator of Eazy E

The true threat was Ice Cube.He released several albums that attempted to undermine mama luigi's powers.One was in 1990 called AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted.It was an instant hit and many of Eazy e and mama luigi followers started converting to Ice Cube's side.The album made gangsta rap more popular and many looked at Ice Cube as the lord of gangsta rap. Ice Cube also had an apprentice named Yo-Yo whom he groomed in the art of evil and produced her first album called Make Way for the Motherlode which further proliferated Ice Cube's reign.Mama luigi had to take action.So he eventally banished Ice Cube to the realm of family movies.Ice Cube was force to star in family movies such as Are We There Yet for all eternity.

Eazy E's Solo Career

After people started betraying mama luigi,n.w.a's popularity faded in the early 1990s.Mama luigi predicted this so before that in 1988, he produced a solo album for eazy e called Eazy Duz It which helped eazy e become popular as a solo artist.Eazy E didnt have as much as big impact on the human race than when he was with N.W.A.However,the album was successful and gained many more mama luigi followers.In 1993, Eazy E decided to punish Dr Dre for betraying mama luigi by releasing a song called It's On (Dr. Dre) 187um Killa which publically humilated Dre.It attracted much attention.However,Eazy-Es popularity kinda faded after this album was made.Eazy E made a comeback in 1995 with the album Eternal E. and Str8 off Tha Streetz of Muthaphukkin Compton in 1998 which were successful for him.Around 1994, shortly before his death,Eazy E wanted to get more followers for Mama Luigi.He wanted to start a large movement of evil and destruction.He founded the rap group Bone Thugs and Harmony which consisted of Krazie Bone,Bizzy Bone,Wish Bone and Flesh Bone.All of these members were created out of hell just like eazy e was. The rap group was a success and released many albums.Some of the members such as Flesh Bone and Bizzy Bone even got thier own albums.


Mama Luigi was very proud of Eazy E but lost him to Aids. Since this great loss caused Mama Luigi great pain, Mama Luigi increased Aids on Earth, specifically on the entire continent of Africa and large parts of the Panama Canal. Eazy-E's distinct and heavy rhymes will forever be played in colleges, alleys, and anywhere a good dose of depravity is needed.

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