Edward The Confessor

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“UHHHH, This guy looks weird and people say he was a good king”

~ Jon Snow on Edward The Confessor

“This guy's a real joker, funny right”

~ James Corden on Edward The Confessor

“Jews are pathetic and this guy's one uncool dude, a religious life, really, murder a few people, you stupid”

~ Adolf Hitler on Edward The Confessor
Eddy's real appearance

Edward The Confessor, Saint Edward or the first Ed in Ed, Edd'n Eddy (codenamed T-12) was one of the terminators sent back in time, well he was a precursor to fellow terminator: George Washington, he was a missed opportunity

Man Of Mystery[edit]

Edward's speculated appearance, detailing a more traditional king

he landed in the place of AEthelred The Unready and Emma Of Normandy, he succeeded Cnut's son and was among the last anglo-saxon english king, his appearance has been somewhat unknown until now, he also had an adopted half-brother named Harthacnut and basically was a weird person, he lived a religious life and was a hardcore christian at best, BE NICE, this guy's SHITTY AS HELL BYE, you think it's over, no.

ROLE IN THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS[edit]

Edward soon died in 1066 which eventually caused The Battle Of Hastings and the deaths of Harold II/Harold Godwinson and Harald Hadrada, two major contenders for Eddy's former throne he was soon succeeded by Edgar AEtheling (who the hell is he) and later William The Conqueror.

Legacy[edit]

he is now worshiped as a saint.

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