- Electric General Heinrich Mosh Ed Dayan, commander of the Israeli KISS army during the Five-Day War. Lost his ass after a sudden fart attack.
- Ed Wolf Hitler. Lost his Eye-Chmann and his Rudolf ass.
- Adolf Eichmann|Ed Wolf Eye-Chmann. Lost his eye and ass during a simple orgy.
- Ed. lost his Eye-Ron Maiden during the Killass tour.
- Ed Werder Scissorhands. Lost his eye and ass while sculpting the map of Switzerland from a Barbra's bush.
- Ed Di-Murphy. Lost his ass during The Nutty Professor shootings and his eye during the Showtime watching.
- Ed Vedder. Lost his dickeye and ass during the Jeremy shootings.
- Ed Ullvan. Lost his S and I during the Beatles song "I wanna golden shower your ass".
- Ed. Lost a lot of letters, including German ones.
- Eeting Di-sorder, AKA ED. Lost his ass and eye after visiting Hannibal Lecter.
- Eddie God-boy. Shaved all his hair off.
The Gacnes came up with the idea of Eincyclopedia after the rises of the Neotrinitism and the Noenlightism. They wanted the world to understand the deep meaning of being a Gance; And Eincyclopedia was the perfect way to explain it.
The Yiddish version of Uncyclopedia, Keinziklopedie, is a lot like Eincyclopedia. The main difference is the silent K at the beginning, to indicate the blessed fact that a certain user will be rather silent on that version of Uncyclopedia, due to his very rusty Yiddish these days, and hopefully also in the future.