Ellipses

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~ Oscar Wilde on .......... Ellipses

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~ Gordan Freeman on Ellipses

Ellipses.....[edit]

[[Ellipses.......uh...they're these things....that look like little dots.........with spaces in them......

Ellipses are commonly used, by many people, online and offline.....to drag on.....and on.....and on..............and on, even after everyone has lost interest in the original subject of the sentence....which is usually boring, anyway.............

The reason being that most ellipses users don't have much to say.........often they try to end sentences with plenty of ellipses.....like this.....to try and make it seem like they've made something interesting...........like a unique discovery...........or just a wise suggestion.............while most of the time........they're just wasting space and saying everything everyone else has already said............

........Occurence of ellipses.....[edit]

Most ellipses occur in posts or sentences written by n00bs, the reason being that most n00bs are very uninteresting, annoying, dull.....uh.......what's the word.....I forget..........uh....generally dumb people who should be avoided at all times.......beware you catch the ellipsis too..................

Often, you will see plenty of ellipses accompanied by question marks.....................exclamation points...................and little 1-shaped things..........that mean the typist has a very weak pinky finger............and cannot hold down a fucking shift button to save his/her life.................

Note: Ellipses should never be confused with periods...................which are almost perfectly identical but totally harmless, I think....................hmmm......

An ellipse, captured in a rare photo, isolated from its brethren....notice the resemblance to an eyeball.......

How to like, uh......defeat ellipses.....and stuff....[edit]

An ellipse.....ellipsi.....ellip.....thing...whatever....cannot be destroyed unless you can get it into a game of Pong, in which the goal of the game is to mercilessly crush the little fugger by beating it back and forth until it dies........

However.....be careful......for if you cannot kill the ellipse in time......it may become aware of its situation and retaliate.......maybe..........and I hear an ellipse can be ornery as hell...........like most creatures..........upon realizing that someone was trying to violently bludgeon it to death............


Examples of...Ellipses....thingies....in history[edit]

"Okay....uh....where do we go from here....Damn it! Why didn't we get a stupid compass!!!!1...." - Noah.....like....a long time ago...


"You see, narcolepsy is a very unique disorder in that................" - Narcolepsy Support Group....1990...ish....


"Dude............." - Some dude.......I forget his name.......


"....................My Jewish writer's at lunch.....shit...." - Oscar Wilde....at a loss for anything clever......wait......pretending to be at a loss for anything clever.


"lol.......i wonder what poop tastes like.........^_^" - Some n00b.......


"..." - every single anime protagonist ever conceived

Uh....I forgot what to call this part...............[edit]

Oh crap.......One second.......lemme get my notes...... ....................................................... ....................................................... ....................................................... ....................................................... ....................................................... ....................................................... ....................................................... ....................................................... .......................................................

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...............Fuck it.....Pirates, or something....]]

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Sodra... Son of a Bitch, I just lost The Game