What is embarrassing?
- OK, so the guy I'm like totally jonesing over walked by and...OMG i farted and had my period....AT THE SAME TIME
- When you break your glasses playing basketball.
- Being an altar boy.
- South Carolina
- Using Wikipedia as a source.
- The doorbell rings. But, oh no! You have just eaten an entire bag of Cheetos and your fingers are orange!
- Admitting you are from Toronto
- Somebody catches you trying to unload a body into the river.
- You're feeling especially down on yourself, and you just lost your mittens. After having just left, you see a store, and say to yourself: "Hey, I'm out of cigarettes. Why don't I go buy some?" The clerk looks at you weird even though all you wanted was a pack of cigarettes. Then, after you get home, you realize a glob of cum is still on your face.
- Coughing or sneezing and then you fart at the same time, but somebody heard.
- George W. Bush
What isn't embarrassing?
Are these things embarrassing?
- Smoking: No.
- Yachts: Yes.
- Eating: Usually.
- Opoopaphones: Never.
- Taking a shower: No.
- Sex: Absolutely.
Who is most embarrassed?
- Hamburgler (burgled too much)
- If you spelled it "embarassed," then you.
- Sometimes if someone's pants fall down, then they're most embarrassed