# Game:Page 1024

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Hey, you sorta won. Give yourself a cookie and play something more worthwhile. Like Tetris.

## MRLN

MRLN has reached the end of the internet first. MRLN has manipulated time-space and created a separate past where MRLN did come first, and simply merged the two realities. Have fun NOT being first.

The following fabricated conversation ensues:

“Hey, God, I beat you! *Blows Raspberry*”
~ Oscar Wilde

“No you didn't! I made it, so I was there first!”

~ God

“So why am I first then?”
~ Oscar Wilde

“Because I don't need a signature!”

~ God

“Yeah right!”
~ Oscar Wilde

“Yes, Right. I was here before there even was a here. Before there was even an Oscar Wilde. So Yes, Right. Boo-yah!”

~ God

“Smart arse.”
~ Oscar Wilde

“Oops, I broke it.”

~ God

“I fixed it.”

~ srn347

“Shut up you bastards”

“No u!”

~ NLA

“...But wait... who came here first? God... or Oscar........ Ah what the hell, go Oscar!”

~ Rk

God and Oscar Wilde start an Edit War, which ultimately brings about the AAAAAAAAA! page by the screams of deleted and reverted edits. The war progresses into a Flamewar, and in turn causes the invention of the Über-Bomb.

“Here we are, the end of the Internet, the only way to win the Game. But you have to first though.”

~ Me on The Game

~ 17:22, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

Internet: "I have come to the end of myself. " *mopes*

Internet: *cries* 010101000111010111 011 011..

fuck you it was stupid.

Meanwhile...

"Behold the brand new 'X- 3H-N3R-N3H ' coming your way soon!!"

"Remember, You teh man, I teh man, X teh neht!!!1!"

Audience: "Ner."

--Faeleia 01:08, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

“FOOM ! What was that ? That was the Internet mate. Oh, that was short. Can i have another go ? Nah mate, sorry. Oh well...”

~ John Cleese on The End of the Internet

Quoted by SmegEd.

If the Internet ends and no geek is there to type "n00b!", did it really end? ~ Generic Zen master

Yay.--RGGKaufman 00:53, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I JUST LOST THE GAME.

I think the internet was pretty crappy. The plot is terrible, and hardly ever presented to you either. The characters were also terrible. What's interesting about some guy sitting behind a computer anyway?. I guess i missed the point on that since a lot of people seem to like it. Anyway, it needs to be said that this sequel to the arpanet is best to be avoided. If you want a quality time, go check out the arpanet again, trust me, the internet is not worth the time you spend in it. - Captain_Duck

I agree that the plot sucked, but there were some pretty funny cutscenes. But the gameplay was great. --Nintendorulez | talk 22:25, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

"Thank fuck for that, now where did I put that beer?"

where's the pot of gold?????????????????????????

mmmmmmmm marihuana! where???????

YEAH! I MADE ITZ! TEH ENDS OF THE INTERNET! Wheres ma cookie?

You're not done yet! Wikipedia still has errors! Go back!

${\displaystyle 34332*xsaxsad=23342/343}$ - --LOLMOLE 21:03, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I beat the internet... the end guy was hard ---- --Mornaf upon beating the internet--

The End of the Internet has offically been claimed by The Emporer of The United States, and Protector of Mexico: Emporer Norton I. OMG!!!!!ONE!!!SHIFTONE!!! I R T3H @[email protected]!!!!!ONE!!!!I [email protected] T3H INT3RN3T!!!! I R T3H 31337!!

BAH GAWD! I MADE IT TO TEH ENDZORZ OF TEH NET!----RJStinger.

i <3 <3 <3 kari

I won! I won! Now I go to sleep. ~ PHDrillSergeant...§ 21:35, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

I are teh winar!

Thank God I made it. - Bumspray

I lose. ha ha I am the winner after all!!!!! n00b

"representin the gruminator! the door number is not #waldo...s hhhhh" ~ Gee Whiz

''"I got here second, biyotch."'' ~ Keith Moopoooooooon?

But I like the interweb...

"Go to hell the pair of you!" ~ that other guy

"STFU you all I pwnd this page!" ~ Some random vandalism guy

"STFU, I pwnd your Pwnage!" ~ Bahu

"WFT STFU N00B I P\/\/ND UR F4CE!!!! LOL" ~ Someone who's ashamed to reveal his identity

"OH DISS, PWN-E-D!" ~ Lugiatm

"I demand more internet" - withnail from efnet

"The end of the Internet ? Quite impressive." ~ Victor Hugo

"Holy Shit, it's the end of the internet. This isn't going to be good for Google." - Anonymous

Now shut off your computer and go outside, for once.

" I told you i was going to fucking kill it" - Steve Ballmer

“The only thing worse than The Internet is The End of the Internet.”

~ Oscar Wilde on The End of the Internet

“I still say that it didn't have enough Cowbell!.”

~ Christopher Walken on The End of the Internet

"But where's the boss? I was looking forward to the apparantly really difficult last guy for the Internet. I'M GOING TO SUE!" Guy with good lawyers

"This is really the end of the Intern--

"Will I get banned if I tell what door lead here?" - NotAGrue

“Nice ending, but maybe there should be ice cream or cookies or something.”

“I got here at some point”

bryanj3658 was here 1/30/06

"I'm one sexy Grue-minator! HOT DAMN!!! lolZ"

"OMG LOL WTF DVD BBQ BBKING ROTFL LMFAO ETC" - Bob Golf

"There are two infinites, the internet and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the internet." --TheInfiniteLoop

"I'm going to go here and break the Internet so nobody else can come here. That'll stop the bitching." --Infobacker

"<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

"They think it's all over." - Terran

"The end? I think I'll go slit my wrists now. Remember! Down the alley, not across the street..." - jrobbfed

“I wonder if this really is the end or not”

~ Me on The End

(>*_*)> I are god.

"ZOMFG LIIIIIEEEEESSSSS!" -Merle Whitefire, 1337 Ninja and Forum scum extraordinaire.

You want more internet? You can't HANDLE more internet! - Freezepop4evr

Hola! Hablo Espanyol? Grande COHINOS from outerspace are coming (to nearby supermarkets) - [email protected]

Hurray for me!

Wow, and I only cheated on every other page! - Darn Penguin

See Microsoft, your power ends somewhere!!! - Paul

A winner is me!- Bob Barker

come over here!!!!!!!!!! no one resists the galactic empire-impeirial scorpion

“AAAAA AAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAA AA! A AAA AAAAAAA AA! AAAAAAA! AAA AAAAAA! AAAA AAA AAA AAAAAA!”

Yay I win! - random noobish noob-type.

"umm.. hi, i'm from croatia!" - croatian dude..

Ive pooped my pants -TechnoCharlsey

"It's the end of the net as we know it..............." -Vortical

Hi

If this is the end of the intarweb, why do new comments keep appearing? Does the end keep growing? Or are these new comments simply bits from other parts of the internet being rearranged? Now there's a question...does the internet possess only a finite number of bits and bytes, so that when new ones are created old ones must be destroyed to maintain balance? Who decides which ones are destroyed? Is there an Internet God out there, deciding the fate of all those bits? Or is it just random cosmic coincidence?

This isn't realy the end of the internet this is just the guest book... also you are now manualy breathing

Remember, Pi > all.

“is this a guestbook?”

~ User:Cjagahatshi on intranet

“SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!”

~ Incendiary Fluff on cannibalism

lol ur mom is a slut bitch!

Any more cheese and my sinues will in fact explode, good thing i'm finished... - Faggio

lol wut?

-goast

I'm at the end? That was disturbing. Now what do I do? Go...outside O_o? Get a girlfriend? NEVER!--Absurdism 18:42, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

“In Soviet Russia, Internet ends YOU!!

~ Russian Reversal on The End of the Internet

Hahahahahahahahahahahah! etc. Remember, just say NO. To drugs. And huffing. --GuerrillaClock 10:26, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

I beat the internet, twice. The secret ending is shit. --BaCaRuDa 18:37, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

it appears to be the end. the end i tell you!!! repent!! repent your internet sins of gambling and porn!!! ~ benthefool

trust jebus to be late. again! ~ Jesus

“So this is where all those damned tubes lead...”

~ MrBlasphemy

My GOd, there's nothing, there's nothing at all!

WHERE DID ALL THE HENTAI GO?!?!!??!?

“No Wai!!!

~ ThatOtherOtherGuy on The Above Statement

Eh? The end? I guess I have to play it again! --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 21:33, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Wow, short game... I had no idea teh internets was so small ~ Beastie

hmm... so this is the end... I was expecting more cowbell~0uch 18 April, 2007

i think there was enough cowbell, maybe even too much. hey, whats that big murdering knife for? ~ †«.::{[Tiny]}-{[Vøltz: Imperial Emperor & Royal Knight of the Vanguard]}::.»†

Hail Aktpknr Imperial Uncyclopedic Majesty

“The End? Heh, been there, done that, bought the T-Shirt that says "I've been to the end of the internet and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt”

~ Guy who bought "I've been to the end of the internet and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt" T-shirt on the end of the internet

“That ending sucked ass. I WANT MY MONEY BACK!”

~ Comrade Drecksack on the end of the Internet.

“Finally! The end of the internet, it only took me 10 years and over 3000 dollars worth of computers...”

“Screw this. I'm not going out like some punk! Onward hoe!

~ Myself on Love.

“Wow! To think I got here by hiting Random Page! What luck!”

Woo The end Finally!!!!!!!!!!

JIBBA JABBA WAS HERE 11/05/07

God... where's the Mexican border?

You're next, Web 2.0!

“If you go back and play it on "Legendary", it has an alternate ending!”

Sweet! I made it!....so....now what? --NB! 00:57, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

“Nope my friend, but I am at the end.”

~ srn347

Lol I win

Uber0n says: Watch out for the ad1da66f975991a82dfb622d8c2eaced !!!

Well, it was fun while it lasted (now where did I leaave may Gamaeboy...)

kyaa why can't I move? Lolicon....seems to be the only porn grues watch...

=OOO TEH END OF TIME!

I won? WE DIDN'T START THE FIYAH!!! DJ DN: Zork Page 23:05, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

DANG IT THIS GAME SUCKS I WANT MY PIE BACK...... Aww screw it I will just blow up the universe using convenient steps provided by this same site. :] -Rk589

Hmmmmmmmm..........................no grues. Or are there-Anon

YES! I've done it! Oh golly gosh... I've spent so much time trying to get here that I've forgotten what I planned to say here. Well it seems I've been playing this game in the dark for quite a long ti- OH GOD MY LEG AHHHHHHHHH! *Transmition Ends*

Man, I'm so awesome. Like, awesomer then all of you. I made it. And I only had help from, like, three direct links to it, which I completely ignored, even after being urged on for several minutes. Wait. Can I start this story over?

“YOU HAVE BEEN OWNED”

~ Tristmaster

Oh, yay, I beat the game, just like half of Uncyclopedia apparently already has. --Aethix 23:28, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

“Hello everyone! We have known each other for so long, but it has ended now. So long! enjoy life without me!”

“I had a divine vision. An intelligent god, a "Flying Spaghetti Monster" revealed himself to me in a dream.

May his Noodly Appendages bring peace to all the nations.

R'amen.

P.S. Lets all be So cash
~ User:I like pie mmm on eating cereal

OBJECTION! I DEMAND A FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNET FOR GREAT JUSTICE! - Phoenix Wright

i beat the internet the end guy is hard Magic My Mom 07:22, 15 August 2009 (UTC)