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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Escorts.

Luxurious American high-performance limousines with a world-beating reputation for quality. Popularly known as "rides", Escorts are especially well-favoured by pimps. They usually have real leopard-skin interiors, and they growl a lot.

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