Everything nice

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One of the three elements of which gals are made; the others are sugar and spice. The proportion of everything nice relative to the other two elements determines whether a gal is mostly naughty or nice.

This information is invaluable to Santa Claus, who brings in enough money just from lads offering millions of dollars for one peek at the famous naughty list to be able to afford to hire elves and buy toys for spoiled brats around the world every Christmas.


The Formula Y=MX+B (where Y is a gal, M is their slope and X and be are other stuff) accurately depicts the calculation of a girls niceosity and is often mistaken for that formula that fills most grade 11 maff books.