“I LIKE TATERS!!!”
“You don't know the history of Evil Ednas. I do! I've done the research!”
“MY PANTS! THEY IS BEING ON FIRE! DUUHHHH!”
“Laura, I didn't say 'Wreck my election', I said, hmmm, forgot again.”
You know those idiots that try to be cool, acting like people that actually have a meaning to their pathetic lives, or are just plain fucking stupid? Well there's a word to describe them and it's 'Evil Edna'. We really don't know how they came to exist, but their objective is pretty clear: to annoy and pass on Evil Ednaism to the masses. Governments spend 50 billion dollars annually to study the cure to Evil Ednaism. Up to this point they haven't found any cure other than to blow them off the face of the Earth. Good examples of Evil Ednas include Sir Mhaille, Hinrik Örn Þorfinsson, Cyrus Cheng, Britney Spears, the Democratic Party, the Southern Baptist Convention, Pat Robertson, Lee O'Leary (see "pimp"), John Howard (George Bushes little Aussie Slave), Marilyn Monroe (The Hamburglar's secret sidekick), and, most importantly of all, George W Bush.
Being a Evil Edna isn't very hard. In fact studies have shown that 11 out of 10 people who read this article are in fact Evil Ednaed. Almost anything can turn you into a full-fledged Evil Edna. Here's a list of things you can do to become one:
- kitten huffing
- banging your head against a wall
- Being a Dumbass
- Doing Toad
- Voting Republican
- Voting Democrat
- Having any type of contact with a Evil Edna
- Talking to Jake Thornberry, of Terre Haute, IN
- John Prescott
- Attending Hardin High School
- Eating Peppermints
Example of Evil Edna talk: "Gaghhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh!"
Everything must have a consequence right? Being a Evil Edna has many. You should have listened to everyone that called you a Evil Edna because now you are gonna suffer every horrible consequences here on this extravagently long list:
|Extravagently Long List of Horrible Consequences|
How to Declare a Evil Edna in Visual Basic
To declare Evil Edna in Visual Basic, we use the codework Conservative.
Dim Evil EdnaPerson As Conservative Evil EdnaPerson.Evil Ednaize()
This produces an image of the "Conservative" idiots, but they are too stupid and the picture will explode as a result.
Famous Evil Ednas
- Flavor Flav
- Nathaniel James
- Aimee the gothic banana
- Dr. Phil
- Yo Momma
- Evil Edna "Que pasa tio!"
- Every Liberal who ever lived
- Every Conservative who ever lived
- Paris Hilton
- Dame Edna
- John Kerry
- Al Gore
- Bill Clinton
- Dick Cheney
- Jake Thornberry, of Terre Haute, IN
- Milly of Leeds.
- George Dubya Bush
- George. W. Bush Quoting "I support Intelligent Design"