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- I approve of this message. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:46, 18 Dec
Yes, I'm a fan of girls. All I really want is girls. Girls to do the laundry, girls to do the dishes, girls to clean up my room, and in the bathroom, girls. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:49, 18 December 2008 (UTC)
- I think we wants us to post pics of hot girls. Well, here you go: --Mnbvcxz 19:02, 18 December 2008 (UTC)
- You got it.
Slightly larger pictures of witches are even hotter.
- The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:06, 18 December 2008 (UTC)
- Damn, she's practically on fire! ☭» Comrade DJ Gentoo, defending the proletariat. FOR THE MOTHERLAND! 00:31, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
- I take that back. The correct response is, "She's smokin'!". ☭» Comrade DJ Gentoo, defending the proletariat. FOR THE MOTHERLAND! 02:41, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
Nice ass is nice, says the person who refuses to use tildes.
Moar ass. --Mnbvcxz
17:10, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
Lovely jugs! --Nachlader
17:22, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
HUGE PUSSY!!! --Mnbvcxz
19:23, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
There's something hot about these girls, though I can't quite put my finger on it.
-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:06, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
Eurgh. Guys, Mnbvcxz was doing great until you added your filth to this thread. --Nachlader 00:35, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah this post is supposed of wholesome images about people burning to death, while you had to screw it up with your indecent images of women who don't have enough clothes on. Perverts, now to get back to hot chicks, --Mnbvcxz 05:40, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
- Eurgh? Gaaaaaaayyyy!! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:02, 23 Dec 2008
That's better.--Mnbvcxz 01:26, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
Hint to all the guys out there (as in most of Uncyclo)
Don't waste your time on girlfriends. Just get hookers. Don't put in any emotion, just motion. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 04:08, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
- Don;t waste your money on hookers either; hookers are expensive, pr0n is cheap.--Mnbvcxz 04:38, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
- Why waste bandwidth on pr0n? MSPaint your way to orgasm--Sir Flammable KUN http://uncyclopedia.org/images/e/ef/Prince%21.gif (Na Naaaaa...) 03:06, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
- Just go asexual and stop wasting your time on sex or sexual arousal. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:45, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
You Want It?
It's your's my friend, as long as you have enough rubies. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 21:11, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
Bats aren't even cute to begin with. In fact they're probably the least cute mammal ever.
- Ahem. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:42, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- I still stand by the bat, with its pig nose, fugly giant ears, and devil wings & claws. --Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 05:18, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- Don't insult the bat! I once found a bat and it was a cute little creature. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:36, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
Even this lard-assed mustached walrus looks cute next to a bat.
lol, furry action. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 02:09, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
Bird spammage, condensed into 1 image. --Mnbvcxz (Annoy)
01:59, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Some avatar fan just blanked this article. Luckily, I was around to revert it. —Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered User 17:59, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah... You were just around. Also:
Preferably both. Together if at all possible. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 18:27, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
We need moar preggo pics too. --Mnb'z
02:53, 12 April 2009 (UTC)