F-law

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An F-law is a law with a very large hole in it. First passed on by rabid monks during the reign of Antoninus Blair and afterwards refurbished by Waterstones of Alabama, the cult of F-laws flourished under Gordon Brown's Whey-hey laddie government until he too was worn out by Wham!. All subsequent F-laws were confined to the cupboard waiting for a rainy day in Pennsylvania (thereafter renamed Transylvania). All virgin blood was secretly salted in Pimlington and cryogenetically treated by a process known only to the Pope and his most trusted acrobats.