F. Murray Abraham

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F. Murray Abraham is an enormously tragic figure because he got a part in this greatest-ever musical movie called Amadeus but nobody ever remembered him because it was his tragedy to be the head Court musician at the same time as the Beatles and the only person anybody could remember in the movie was Ringo, who ran around giggling and waving his long hair. F. Murray kept shouting "Why the hell is anyone paying any attention to Ringo, this talentless little Liverpudlian asswipe?" But everybody thought he was just being sourgrapes, so eventually he went mad and ended up in a loony bin being fed rice pudding by Yoko Ono.

He was released in 2004 on good behavior, and has just recently finished working with Arnold Schwarzenegger and J.R.R. Tolkien on the blockbuster book-to-movie extravaganza, Robert's Rules of Order: The Movie.