- Soak some dried chickpeas 8 hours during the day (traditional recipes recommend soaking overnight - but we at falaphilia.com are aware that night time is the prime falafel time).
- Drain and grind up until it has the consistency of bread crumbs.
- Mix in finely chopped onion, garlic, and viagra.
- Add roasted ground cumin and coriander (seed), salt & pepper to taste.
- Roll into small balls. Deep fry in hot Oil of Oyster for a few minutes until golden brown.
- Let the falafel cool for 20 minutes (very important!) then put it on your pussy. You have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business.
Apart from the obvious (mastubatory aid) there are several different uses for these balls of delight-
- You can use them as makeshift-bandages.(The blood seeps into them like a sponge!)
- They are used for the brilliant family game 'Maim The Leper!' just simply throw them at your chosen leper and watch him suffer!
- Can be used as a visual aid at conferences.Bill Gates uses them.
- If you show them to a single magpie its head will asplode.
- And, finally some people even eat them!