An abstract expression. An extraordinarily simple way of saying things. "Is that a banana on the printer?", the random person would ask. Normally, one would say, "Uhh.. you're retarded, dude." But departing from this derogatory slang, one could intellegently state, "Fav". It is so exquisite, it doesn't even mean anything. I realize this should be a witty, humorrific chortlefest, but that will come. O, it shall come. But for now....
And now, a play sponsored by Fav
- Fav! Home, you fav creatures, get fav home! Is this a fav? What, fav you not, Being fav, you fav not walk, Upon a fav day without the sign. Of your profession? Speak, what fav art thoo?
MINIMUM WAGE CARPENTER
- Why, fav, a minimum wage carpenter.
- Where is fav fav fav fav fav fav? Fav--
- What thou fav this? Oscar Wilde, come to flibberflagget on our fav proceedings? Stop fav play!!
- Oh, shut up, drama queen. Fav wasn't even invented in your time. I invented it and you're just copying.
- I didn't even exist in fav time!!!
- WANNA TAKE IT OUTSIDE, PUNK?/???////?????
- BRING IT ON, MEDIOCRE KUMQUAT-LOVING MORON!!!11!!11111!!!!!!1111!!!!!11!
- This is gonna get ugly.
Oscar Wilde v. William Shakespeare
THE REST OF THE PROCEEDINGS, NARRATED BY ANONYMOUS
- Holy crap, this is getting ugly. I'm outside the theatre and--Sh*t! Excuse my language, but they are getting into quite an argument! And--Oh, crap!--Oscar Wilde just did a big ol' uppercut and knocked out Willy big time. And now the carnage is starting. That old wimp Shakespeare is unconcious, and now--Oh my friggin' cow!! They've checked the vital signs... and, well, don't want to upset Wilde fans, but he's not dead yet. And then Wilde--
HOLY M*****F*****G CRAP!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!11111!!!!!11111!!!!!!1111!!!1 It is unknown what happened to Anonymous after this burst of profanity, but it is widely rumored that Oscar threw a kumquat into his open mouth to shut him up. Anonymous caught a minor cold and died.
Confused? Don't be, you idiot
Fav simply means fav. It doesn't mean anything except Fav. Don't know the meaning of the meaning of fav? It's the same. Fav is Fav, and so is cheese. Fav simply means
Dennis. Oh noes, I revealed the seeecret meeeaaaning of faaav. Spooky, Eh? Eh. Eh! Eh... go read something that might or might not be worth reading.