Fear Factor is a nice little 'reality TV' program that originated in the United States of America, the home of televisual crap. The show exposes contestants to a variety of interesting and wholesome experiences that they would otherwise not witness. It is hosted by comedian and transvestite Joe Rogan.
Popular Fear Factor contests
The show has built it's fame on numerous disgusting or terrifying challenges. These include:
- Eating sheep, cow, or human intestines
- Eating your mom's vagina.
- Stripping naked and being covered in cockroaches
- Stripping naked and being covered in Carrot Tops
- Your mom.
- Stripping naked and being covered in leeches
- Making Martha Stewart angry.
- Eating horse dick.
- Your mom.
- Jumping from a helicopter with a bungy cord tied to one's penis
- Watching 10 minutes of cricket
- Parking in Tom Arnold's parking spot.
- Eating vegemite/marmite.
- Being Salman Rushdie's body guard for a day.
- Using Internet Explorer.
- And your mom.
Contests NOT featured on Fear Factor
- Having a completely normal, delicious meal
- Hiking in relatively flat hills
- Feeding goldfish
- Listening to The Black Parade for an hour
Contests not featured on Fear Factor, but SHOULD be
- Inserting bamboo slivers up ones urethra
- Purposely administering brainfreeze
- Spending 1 hour in the company of Jodie Marsh
- Sleeping with a Miami crack whore
The penalty for not succeeding at an assigned task is usually severe, irrevocable death. However, on some occasions, when death is deemed too lenient, one of the following 'extreme' punishments is implemented:
- Being forced to get intimate with Courtney Love
- Being crushed by (or fathering a baby with) Anna Nicole Smith
- Being forced to swim through an active volcano
Numerous celebrities have appeared on the show, with varying success. The most famous appearances include:
- Gary Busey - six times champion, banned after being diagnosed as totally insane;
- Gary Coleman - almost drowned in a puddle of manure;
- Paris Hilton - banned for trying to have sex with sheep intestines;
- Bill Clinton - banned for the same reason as Paris Hilton;
- Anna Nicole Smith - succeeded in eating 3 tonnes of bull testicles;
- Harry Potter - had his forehead scarred while kissing electric eels.
- Godzilla - put aforementioned eels up to Harry's forehead
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