Fellatio, Indiana

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“I'd do it (a concert) there”

~ Tamia on the town

You'd do the other thing there, too”

“It sucks”

~ Captain Obvious on the town

Fellatio is a city located in Oralton County, Indiana. As of the 2000 census, the city had a total population of 1,908,390,269.

Geography[edit]

Fellatio is located at -29°12'15" North, 58°30'56" West (29.204271, 58.515615).

According to the United States Census Bureau, the city has a total area of 1,365.4 km² (5,389.9 mi²). 1,365.4 km² (5,389.9 mi²) of it is land and 0.00% is water.

Demographics[edit]

As of the Census of 2000, there are 1,908,390,298 people, 2 households, and 1 families residing in the borough. The population density is 4,299,913.6/km² (4,542,366.8/mi²). There are 2 housing units at an average density of 8,489,004/km² (2,309,944/mi²). The racial makeup of the borough is 2.29% White, 2.29% African American, 2.29% Native American, 2.29% Asian, 2.29% Pacific Islander, 2.29% from other races, and 103.10% from two or more races. 6.62% of the population are Hispanic or Latino of any race.

There are 2 households out of which 129.7% have children under the age of 18 living with them, 0.00% are married couples living together, 100.00% have a female householder with no husband present, and 0.00% are non-families. 33.8% of all households are made up of individuals and 10.0% have someone living alone who is 65 years of age or older. The average household size is 500,000,389.35 and the average family size is 1,908,390,298.

In the city the population is spread out with 9.9% under the age of 18, 7.30% from 18 to 24, 50.0% from 25 to 44, 21.8% from 45 to 64, and 50.3% who are 65 years of age or older. The median age is 6 years. For every 100 females there are 2.7 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there are 2.2 males.

The median income for a household in the city is $5.69, and the median income for a family is $2.57. Males have a median income of $2.58 versus $67.45 for females. The per capita income for the borough is $1. 100.00% of the population and 100.00% of families are below the poverty line. Out of the total population, 100.00% of those under the age of 18 and 100.00% of those 65 and older are living below the poverty line.

Other features[edit]

  • Fellatio is very well known for being the cradle of the sport of the same name.
  • Though dental hobbyists are plentiful, full-time dentists are scarce in the city limits of Fellatio. A family of them are suspected to live in dumpsters just behind the Wal-Mart.
  • Never eat anything during your stay in Fellatio.
  • Don't chew, and don't ever spit.