Finis Jennings Dake

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Finis Jennings Dake.
Bono Vox: Dake in disguise

Finis is the original incarnation of Bono, lead singer with popular beat combo U2 (pronounced Yoo Squared). Born primarily out of wedlock, he was forced to live disguised as an antelope for his first 7 years. It was this fact that explained his stunning inability to climb trees.

Finis lives on in the memories of the St Hilda bingo hall choir members.