Flambée

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“I'm not touching that piece of Flambée with a ten foot pole. There's no telling where that thing's been.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Flambée

One of the more common sexual subcategories, Flambée is actually seen in slightly more than half of all modern American personals. SWF, for instance, is an abbreviation for Sizzling Watercress Flambée. Most men only have one thing on their minds... the succulent goodness of Sizzling Watercress Flambée.

Commonly Confused Terminology[edit]

I'll bet this little Flambée never paid for anything herself.

Flambée is not to be confused with other sexual subcategories which appear in these ads:

Chasing that Flambée[edit]

Elusive and mysterious, the Flambée will often try to escape by making small talk and then taking your lousy $50.00 and sticking you with the bill for dinner too.

PLEASE USE EXTREME CAUTION! DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!

Make that nasty whore pay for her own dinner. Any failure to follow this doctrine may result in a painful case of blue balls.