Flock of Seagulls

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Renowned for hirsute styling that was more inventive than their music, this bunch of casual hairdressers squawked their way across the 1982 Redken charts with a pro-Ronald Reagan anthem that Dick Cheney adopted as a drinking song with Spike Milligan. It was later covered by Margaret Thatcher as 'Don't Cry for Me Galtieri' and sung by the Royal Marines, but when it turned out it meant something incredibly rude in Afghani and they were too busy being propositioned by hordes of gay Afghans to help Dick Cheney with his own cover version they asked Bruce Willis to step in.

Popularity

When they did a stunt once, when they said they could run so far away from Barney. They ran so far away, and they ran all night and day, but couldn't get away. Fox News covered this amazing stunt, and that made they peoples millions.

Band Members[edit]

Lyrics[edit]

Pennsylvania Avenue.

I never thought I'd meet a boss like you;

Meet a boss like you.

With Grecian hair and tawny eyes;

Proposing wars that hypnotize me through;

Hypnotize me through.

Bomb Iran, Iran so far away.

Bomb Iran, Iran all night and day.

They won't get away.

Person[edit]

Lead singer Mike Score was shot by Samuel L. Jackson playing himself in Pulp Fiction and the rest of the band featured variously in "Die Hard" - strangled, burned, and thrown from the building.

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