Forces of the Universe

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The Forces of the Universe are very forceful, and like to be very pushy. If you do not like the sound of this article you are a Rights for Forces activist who doesn't like forces being insulted. Go read something about prophecy, will you?


Forces of the Universe
Gravity | Electricity | War | Mathematics | Sophia | Chuck Norris | Black Metal | Your Mom | Brad Pitt | Bill Gates

Forces of the Universe[edit]


Forces that control the universe. According to the UN, there are 3 categories. Other groups say there are only 2, but they are idiots.


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Approved by the USA[edit]

Gravity
Electricity
SPAM
War
Mathematics

Gods[edit]

Sophia
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Most Awesome Page Ever

Official[edit]

Force
The Force
God


This article is a list. Lists are not funny, and only help you find someting that is funny, hence this was NRV'd. If the previous hyperlink directed you to something you do not understand, You should have gone to Specsavers! Anyway, this and other lists Yadda Yadda Yadda because they are lists Blah Blah Blah.

Heirarchy of Forces[edit]

Very different from that published by the CIA, the heirarchy of forces is more true because God is in it.

Evidence for God[edit]

The bible says so.



Evidence the Bible is true[edit]

It says so.

Ah! But if the Bible lied, then if it said it was true, it would be lying, therefore the Bible would be false![edit]

Err... Cut your titles down will you?!

The hierarchy[edit]

First level[edit]

The Force
God

Second Level[edit]

Force:

Duct Tape
Garlic
Centrifugal Force
Love

God:

Jesus
Jeez
Satan
Stan (Not to be confused with Stan, a country in Asia)

Third Level[edit]

see Force and Gods for full list.