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So yeah, earlier today I noticed this, and I was sad, because Codeine rocks. Then it made me think about 'crats in general, and I remembered this, because I'm sad. Now, as we don't have a VFS-style process for 'crats, and because I'd been thinking of doing this anyway, may I propose: Mordillo for 'crat?

We all know he rocks, he's dedicated, does stuff, makes shit happen, and generally needs the extra trimming to his banstick that 'crathood would bestow. Do the right thing folks: give the Jew unlimited power (ish). --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:59, Jan 26

Vote stuff

Score: +5 serious votes for Uncyc to become more under the thumb of the Zionist oppressor
  1. Nom, for & so forth. Mordillo rocks. I may have mentioned that somewhere. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:59, Jan 26
  2. Um I'll vote for, but that might be like casting a vote for Spang to be the next Pope. I kind of doubt this kind of promotion is handled via random forum chat. talk 22:36, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
    I refer the honourable gentleman to the second "this" that I linked to up there. Random forum chat is clearly the way to go. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 22:57, Jan 26
  3. For. Mordillo is the best Zionist oppressor one could ever hope for. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:41, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
  4. We'll prolly need another 'crat or two for upcoming VFSs, and Mordillo seems like the best man for the job to me. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:59, Jan 26
  5. For. I saw this forum, and figured that we did not need another crat. Then I noticed UU's post about Codeine, and now I think we do. Mordillo promised me that I could sleep with his misses, so he gets my vote. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 23:15, Jan 26
(User rights log); 00:08 . . Mhaille (Talk | contribs) changed group membership for User:Mordillo 
from Sysops to Sysops and Bureaucrats (some kind of Zionist conspiracy no doubt)
I think that calls for a yay. So here it is: Yay! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:10, Jan 27
Would have voted for. You damn eastern hemisphere-ers, and your voting on everything before I wake up. Yet another conspiracy it seems. -RAHB 14:22, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Would have voted for. - [21:34 27 January 2009] YYettie
  1. Abstain. Whaddya mean I'm too late? Abstain harder. Still too late? Damn you! Ultra abstain. There we go. Probably, or something. Spang talk 04:50, 28 Jan 2009

Other stuff including calling UU a berk for suggesting something like this

That UU is such a berk, why would he suggest something like this? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:59, Jan 26

More to the point, do we still have Codeine's mum on board to provide final vanity judgement? This is a sad day indeed if it is not the case, as I value her opinion more that anybody's --Asahatter (annoy) 22:05, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
That UU is such a berk, why would he suggest something like this? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 23:16, Jan 26
Whatever a berk is, I'm sure that UU makes a very nice one. You kids and your fancy-talk. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:27, Jan 26

Bloody hell

I got to bed a sysop and I wake up a `crat. You couldn't just make we wake up as a very rich good looking Baptist? Eh? Eh?

But seriously, thanks very much for the confidence (even though it only took 5 for votes, which proves my suspicion that there is, in fact, a theocratic despotist cult calling the shots here. Thanks all 5 for voters! I appreciate your support. And the rest of you can bugger off. ~ 11:11, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

I absolutely can bugger off, as it seems your second parenthese did as well. -RAHB 14:20, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Congrats on whateverthisis. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:25, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

You bastards

Jump in my grave as quick would you? Eh? EH? Well, don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created. The ability to make gefilte fish is insignificant compared to the power of the Force...

...but srsly, I changed my mind. It's a simple as that. And let's be honest, you lot couldn't find your way out of an empty room, let alone run a wiki without the authoritarian dictatorship kindly guidance that only I can give you. NOW GET BACK TO WORK OR THERE WILL BE PUNISHMENT BEATINGS. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 14:34, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

And glad we are to hear it. Punishment beatings FTW! (Also, jump in your grave? I had been planning to suggest this anyway, as I think I mentioned. You merely jogged my decrepit old memory). --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:38, Jan 27

I'm sure my friend the Arian Brotherhood representative for Portsmouth and the Third World will join me in welcoming the newest member of the Ruling Elite, now that plans for his assassination have been shelved. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

What's the difference?

What do bureaucrats have that sysops don't? Curious here. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:56, Jan 28

The ability to alter some user rights, I believe. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:28, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
Even the inalienable ones? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:13, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
Especially those. If by inalienable you mean large and rights you mean jugs. They have a fondness for pitchers, it seems.--<<>> 13:28, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

When the fuck did this happen?

Seriously, fuck! Now the JEWS are going to control Uncyc? What's next, the media? Where does it end? Oh, and had I been the kind of person that remembers to visit the dump arratime, I would have voted for. Gratz on the cratz, Jewface. Sir SysRq (talk) 17:42, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm reasonably sure the Jews are plotting to seize control of RAHB's genitals at this very minute. talk 00:53, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
But that's RAHB's job! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:20, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
You're killin me, smalls. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:30, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Remember kid: Heroes get remembered, but legends never die... - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:16, Jan 29
Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:33, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

When I looked at the title...

... I thought it said "Modillo for crap". But, really, what does that extra attribute give you except the ability to bypass rate limits? The "staff" attribute, on the other hand... -- The Colonel (talk) 14:57, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

First, I don't need to be voted for crap. I am well aware of my status. And second - I can now give you the magical powers of sysoping if you'd pay me enough and/or sell me Modus' sister. Her name is Frank. ~ 15:43, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
First, I don't vote for crap. I am just not a big fan of democracy. Second, I was reading this, which gave me part of the picture of who had the ability to do what but not the whole. Third, you have a bad taste in women/men/hermaphrodites. And fourth, do you prefer UPS or FedEx? -- The Colonel (talk) 16:07, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Cash. ~ 16:10, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
I only take Visa, MasterCard and Paypal. No AE or Diners. Or Cash. Cheques and Western Union are not welcome. -- The Colonel (talk) 16:18, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
"If you don't like democracy, you'll loooooove Uncyclopedia!". Why is this not our motto yet? -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 18:04, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
I thought it was "Mhaille, link your userpage to him". ~ 18:34, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Symbol for vote.svg For. -- The Colonel (talk) 19:37, 29 January 2009 (UTC)