Forum:The Truth about Tortilla The Hun

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So I know that many of you are not searching for the truth about Tortilla. It all began many months ago during the School year. I was telling some of my friends about the wonders of Uncyclopedia, and my friend, CJ, said "Tell me more!" So I told him the wonders of AAAAAAAAA!, Kitten Huffing, and BENSON, who I had vowed to destroy. He told me he would be Tortilla the Hun (rhymes with Atilla the Hun), and that he would Challenge BENSON shortly. He did, and got a three day ban. Many days later, I was at school again, during Explosion Chemistry Club, and he had left Tortilla logged on. During that time, I got an idea, so I went on and created this. I was plesantly suprisied by the response. It leaves a warm fuzzy feeling in my heart, that I started an In-Joke. So, yeah, In conclusion, Tortilla was a sockpuppet controled by another person. He did whatever I told him to do. Yeah... Good Times. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 12:25, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

"Oooooh, so it was you all along! Wow! What a jippy little pickle you put us through! At least we now know that it was all just a joke." I don't think you've started an in-joke, you were just trying to be like the great BENSON. But your not. So you fail. --User:Narf, the Wonder Puppy

You wearn't around during the great BENSON and Tortilla Flamewars. So, why do you say that I fail. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 14:53, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
It's kind of hard to miss BENSON on this site... User:Narf, the Wonder Puppy 6:03, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Nobody Cares.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 01:26 Aug 17, 2007

<insert name here> sucks!!! Look, I've managed to reach new heights of annoyingness. Beat that.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 01:46 Aug 17, 2007
...with savings? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:29, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
Save enough and you can buy one now. One what, you ask? Don't ask.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 03:03 Aug 17, 2007
You know, If nobody cares, then why does everybody post? --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 03:10, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
Nobody Cares about that question. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:12, Aug 17, 2007
Yes, but can it wipe? User:Narf, the Wonder Puppy 6:06, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

So does he get banned for sockpuppetry now?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 23:24 Aug 17, 2007

Of course not. Who would do something like that? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:11, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
I see that SbU is now understanding how she can abuse her power! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 19:49, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
...Keep pointing that moral finger, sockpuppeteer... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:52, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
He wasn't actually a sockpuppet. Somebody else controlled it. But he did what I told him to do. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 19:55, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
So, it was another account that essentially did what you wanted. Putting a puppet in between the puppet and the puppeteer still makes the puppeteer a puppeteer. Semantics! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:05, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
Does that mean we might end up seeing fractal puppetry? You know, a puppet controlled by a puppet controlled by a puppet controlled by a puppet... "puppet" doesn't really seem like a word anymore. I apologize for breaking a valuable part of the English language. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 06:21, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
Did somebody say fractal puppets? Wheee! --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:17, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
OH GOD, Not that Image again! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 16:36, 19 August 2007 (UTC)