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UnBusiness Is a project that Zheliel and I have been working on lately but we need it to be more popular so if you guys can help buy joining and giving us ideas on how we can make it more well-known, that would be great. Da man360 21:56, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Uhh....? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:18, Jul 14
Try offering "favours" to the regular writers... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Turns out the bank had, like, really poor security measures in place. On an unrelated note, what can I get for $720? If you know what I mean. Spang talk 23:16, 14 Jul 2009
I could do your laundry for you. --monika 23:44, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
Ahh, the joys of capitalism. Or anarchy. One of the two. Spang talk 03:01, 15 Jul 2009
Jew scheme alert. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 00:09, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
I just started up the first UnBusiness Dotcom company by investing $50M into it to get it started up. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:36, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
So, um, what is the point of this, exactly? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:56, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
The same as the point to running an UnBusiness in the first place. What you got something against software development companies? Do I have to make an UnBusiness Plan? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:03, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
No, sorry, that comment of mine was sort of meant for the whole UnBussiness endeavor, actually. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:16, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
Ah I see. The point of any UnBusiness is to sell something and work and get paid a salary to buy more stuff. Capitalism at it's finest. With hardly any competition anyone can claim an industry as a Monopoly until someone competes with them. This way we can start up UnBusinesses and work to build a better economy and stuff. Please read this for more info on how an economy works. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:20, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
That's all great and everything, but, um, what's it got to do with Uncyclopedia? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:28, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
Because it is fun, and can be funny. Face facts, most people want to start up their own business but cannot afford to, etc. Sure it is an UnProject that is a time waster, but we could get a few laughs from it and also learn some things. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:35, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
Hmm, I see. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:14, 15 July 2009 (UTC)


Wat. -Wat.

^^^Also my reaction. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:41, Jul 15
Yeah, but I created a business, so whatever the point of this thing is, and I can't say I really know, it can officially take off now. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:50, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
You take off, hoser. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:54, 15 Jul
You take off....your panty hoser.... Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:01, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
Kool. So much since I've been gone. Meh and thanx for helping out. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! It's 16 July-07:40 ...with savings!

I opened up a stock exchange in UnBusiness

A software company will be among the first to be listed, as they have invested $50,000,000 (☺$500,000,000,000). 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 09:00, 16 July 2009 (UTC)