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First came the quoticide. I was a little uncomfortable with the idea at first, but I soon saw that it was genius. Then came a few rewrites. Oscar Wilde here, Russian Reversal there. Excellant. But then came the rewrite-a-thon! Jeez-Its! And then articles I thought would forever be a lost cause became rewritten, i.e. Chuck Norris and, gasp, Encyclopedia Dramatica. Hell, even Fisher Price got a makeover!!!! At that point it occured to me: Uncyclopedia is getting too good for its own, well, good. If things keep up, all my contributes will no longer be considered border-line acceptable! -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 08:34, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

First they came for the quotes and I did not speak out because I was not a quote... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:05, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
Then they came for the templates, and I did not speak out because I was not a template... --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 11:17, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
Then, they came for us, but at that point nobody cared enough to do anything about it. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:48, Sep 21

Don't forget Naruto. It was probably the most controversial article since Asperger's Syndrome before I rewrote it. Does this count as whoring for VFH? I mean, it was deleted, redirected to CVP, rewrote, had the old version brought back, and now my rewrite.--Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:23, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Oh it's whoring. Believe it! -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 20:26, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
Hmmm. Apparently we're whoring rewrites. Hmmm... P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:40, Sep 21
/me tears down the fourth wall on Uncyclopedia. Warning: Danger due to: Excanation. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 21:44, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
"Excanation"? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:47, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
It appears that Enzo Aquarius has accidentally opened a space-time vortex within the Galactic Lexicon and brought in a word that seems to transcend the Laws of Context. Fascinating. *Spock eyebrow* --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 05:12, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
Spock probably wants that back. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:17, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
Whoring rewrites, are we? I've got a few of those, I[1] suppose.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:23, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
Get those filthy rewrites off my kitchen counter! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:30, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
Rewrites have just as much right to be here as regular pages. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:41, Sep 22
Yes, they do. But do you see me putting mine on the counter? No! After you wash them, they go in the rewrite crisper in the fridge. Keeps 'em crisp. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:52, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
I thought the crisper was where people like Hannibal Lecter kept their food. And by food, I mean severed body parts that would later be eaten for cannibalistic purposes er, fava beans. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ljlego (talk • contribs)
I'm sorry, I didn't add the above comment, just so's y'all know. It's not like I've been in Hannibal's house or anus or anything like that.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:23, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
The history seems to disagree. Busted! That'll teach you to, um.... yeah, it'll teach you alright... P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:05, Sep 22
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