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After a strange sugar rush earlier today, I came up with something so incredibly insane, it makes other people go insane just watching it. Anyway, it's a new game-show like thing similar to Uncyclopedia Survivor, except this one is more like a game show than a voting game. The game is called "Who Wants to Lose Their Sanity!?", and it takes place in this forum. For details, see below. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 09:05, August 27, 2007

Rules

  • 1. Each day, there will be a random task below.
  • 2. After each task, the user who appears the most sane will be kicked off.
  • 3. Least sane user wins.
  • 4. Sign-ups end August 29 at 00:00 UTC. The Contest will begin immediately afterwards and the first task will be announced.
By that, you mean when the 28th ends and the 29th begins, right? So, 00:01 UTC on the 29th? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:14, Aug 28, 2007
Yes. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 04:50, August 28, 2007
Eeeeeeble! Oh, I am too late. I would have easily won, as well. Oh well. I'm back off to Insaneopedia.-- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 12:14, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
I've already lost my sanity, thank you very much. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 03:36, 31 August 2007 (UTC)


Sign Up!

  1. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 09:05, August 27, 2007 09:05, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  2. cocks --Bretthead.png 09:07, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  3. LOL Asema 09:10, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  4. As long as I don't get banned. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 11:32, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  5. Cool by me --Flango2 23:56, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  6. Fer shizzle. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:04, Aug 28, 2007
  7. As a finalist in Sliferjam's Annual Contest (winner yet to be announced!), I feel compelled to add myself to the pool of potential losers, so the winner can feel better about themselves. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 00:23, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  8. I should start one of these as a Grue Army Fundraiser. And seeing as I can take the wost of Trolls, I can take this. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:24, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
    We need a fundraiser. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 01:08, August 28, 2007
  9. Bah, I'm getting too sane for this kind of thing. Oh, well. I'm in. I am Boomer.Speak to the Boomsta. Seriously.Do it. 00:34, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  10. I'm already "Friedrich Nietzsche with Syphilis Insane", but I believe I can go one step further and become Bat Fuck Insane. --General Insineratehymn 00:41, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  11. I've probably lost my sanity already, so why not? --Roman Dog Bird 00:46, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  12. I almost started going insane earlier today in class. Why not just finish the process now? COOL! --General And Min. THEDUDEMANhttp://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 00:54, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  13. LOLCARPS MEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM I WANNA J0IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Icons-flag-us.pngMchammer.gif 01:03, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  14. YEah! I am teh insane lawl!!1 -RAHB 01:33, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  15. Y'know, one of these days I'll have to just tie you all up in the yard to shut you up. That's what happened to ol' Smarmy, and now he's in Vietnam! He said he was gonna start up an old-fashioned burleqsue house. So I said to him, I said "boy, don't you catch no AIDS" and then he threw a pie at me. Come to think of it, what sort of pies can you cook? I like banana cream pies, myself. Ж Kalir where's my house? 01:51, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  16. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SIGNING UP FOR, BUT I'M IN. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:54, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  17. Ah what the hell. --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 02:40, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  18. What sanity? -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 04:02, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  19. I don't have to worry about losing my sanity, because I've already lost it! -- Hanyouman 04:09, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
    You're a step behind. Most of us never had it to begin with. -RAHB 04:27, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
    OBJECTION! I lost my sanity long before I was born! -- Hanyouman 04:37, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  20. Ohhh this is what they all say! Promises of fame, fortune, glory prizes, loss of sanity; yet i've never seen one that actually delivers! I will not be manipulated into joining some stupid...Oh wait...Okay i'm in, whatever --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) 11:13, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  21. Even though I'm not actually here, I'm in. I'm thinking that entering a contest while not actually here should get me through a couple of days-worth of insanity, right? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:45, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  22. --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 13:12, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  23. FORE Oh wait, this is not a vote. I am in, but not in at the same time. In. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  24. The crow caws at midnight... Darth Ame, the one prophet of Manos and Kinuta Dosu's greatest protogay, rises from the spoils of Uncyclopedia Survivor and goes to prey like a jackal-ope on the older and more intelligent members! [[Mr. Briggs Inc. 22:03, 28 August 2007 (UTC)]] EGALLA0EEh?
  25. Poop -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/88/Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:04, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  26. Yeah-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:40, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  27. It's hammer time. Yeah, I read your user-name policy and it's GayJorgen.gif
  28. FOOOOOOOOOOOR--Sir Manforman CUN.png 12:54, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

It's August 29

Does the contest begin now? --General Insineratehymn 00:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Dammit... I wasn't paying attention. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 00:20, August 29, 2007

First Task!

It seems like we had a bigger turnout than expected, so the rules here will be a bit different than the rules in other rounds.

Anyway, here are the rules:

  • 1. Each contestant must write one sentence below.
  • 2. Each sentence must be grammatically correct.
  • 3. Each sentence must have at least two nouns, two verbs, an adjective, and an adverb.
  • 4. The sentence must make as little sense as possible.
  • 5. Anyone who makes a grammatically incorrect sentence is out.
  • 6. Out of the people who survived the above rules, the two most sane will be kicked off.
  • 7. You have until 00:00 UTC on September 1st to submit your entries.

If you have any problems with these rules, please complain below. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 00:32, August 29, 2007

Can I have a re-do? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:01, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
Sure. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 01:05, August 29, 2007
i missed the registration, but i would like to request to be an impartial judge, as i am extremely skilled in identifying saneness. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:08, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

Entries

  • Once upon a time, a timekeeper named 'Once Upon' acted out viciously, killing every potato in the land and underscoring the nationality of the weapons, all in one magnificent rear-admiral. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:38, Aug 29, 2007
  • The rock jumped off the tall cliff into a pool of green lava while a dune buggy crawled into the Orc Chasm to meet the Master Baiter. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:40, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Among the heads of lettuce and <insert name here>, one horny chimpanzee humped the least gangrene tophat rather sporadically, causing it to urinate.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:43, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • The Certified Toilet Attendant saw a smelly conclusion fix a shrimpy Godzilla who caught the bagel. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Icons-flag-us.pngMchammer.gif 00:50, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • The scaly, quacking persimmon loudly blinks a planet while riding a turd past the Jimmy Walker memorial. ---- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 00:54, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Abstract in its gleeful gnawing of Norwegian pudding skin, a lone mongoose filed a lawsuit against all the dust mites who had occasionally ignored its origami. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 00:56, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • The green ideas sleep furiously atop my Finnish unicorn inside the purple ape bubble of tax exemption. --General Insineratehymn 01:04, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Uncyclopedian was walking down a green kiwi that was not green, when he came across a white square who was Norris Chuck, and then had to get injured. --Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • Capercorn had went to the square with his shotgun, killing many potatos, and <insert name here>. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 01:56, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Roman Dog Bird is in love with Fred Savage, and wishes to help him give Elvis Presley eight tracks to starving children in Wyoming, while playing Pink Floyd songs out of his rectum. --Roman Dog Bird 02:09, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • The magical carp is fleeing Frank Sinatra's anal log, whilst annihilating seventeen picky drum solos, on par with the Smith family's bareback rent club; with FONCHEZZZ! -RAHB 03:20, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Y'know, when a small fish ran for Supreme Mugwump of the Cretaceous Era, Lex Luthor knew that someday, when she grew up, she would be a robot, because robots never lie and that makes them into ninjas, which are both plastic and penultimate. Ж Kalir where's my house? 05:15, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • George W. Bush should deservedly receive a third term for the betterment of the human race. -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/88/Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 07:43, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Fat Bonner downloaded chips from the phone with two pieces of paper and a leather sofa, later two gerbils quickly removed Bonner's rectum through his left toe using only a mouse and a bucket of fried shrimp. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) 07:46, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Deck Chairs are fools gold, man! How has your summer been? Mine has been quite well, I’ve been catching up on some reading and becoming re-aquatinted with my old Terry Pratchet novels. I have also been continuing with my bird watching in the hinterland. Yeah, I read your user-name policy and it's GayJorgen.gif 08:07, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • As the crow unsurreptitiously caws at midnight, Darth Ame, the one prophet of Manos and Kinuta Dosu's greatest protege, rises from the spoils of Uncyclopedia Survivor and goes to prey like a amorous jackalope on the older and more intelligent members! Mr. Briggs Inc. 11:29, 29 August 2007 (UTC) Eh?
  • As the king monkey, King O'Skuicabobble, was gruesomely raping his queen banana (with SAVINGS!!!), those bloody commies stole his hose and beat him with my lasagna. (I want my lasagna back!!!)--General And Min. THEDUDEMANhttp://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 13:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • After jumping angrily into an dead Pokemons floating ankle, Mr.Lalark needed to, as romantic as possible, kill his burning sock with a water bottle or else a cactus thumbtack would eat his back sympathetically with his back using a toothbrush in a sun-tan lotion bottle while hiding a new CD of Korn in his ear, or not, if it's a good boy he might not. --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 13:52, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Because of the incompetent manners used by the forty kings, 4.252.99.182 decided to reward them by gently rubbing three adorable, fluffy, hairy, smelly, wretched, dying, and rather ugly kittens to death using the ear of Senator Naruto. I am Boomer.Speak to the Boomsta. Seriously.Do it. 20:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • The tall building quickly burned down into flames and than people cried. --Sir Manforman CUN.png 13:00, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Each contestant must write one sentence below; each sentence must be grammatically correct; each sentence must have at least two nouns, two verbs, an adjective, and an adverb; the sentence must make as little sense as possible; anyone who makes a grammatically incorrect sentence is out; out of the people who survived the above rules, the two most sane will be kicked off; you have until 00:00 UTC on the 31st to submit your entries. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:04, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Three guys walked into a bar the third one ate his own shit. --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 23:59, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • There is a pickle in the butt of the gun and it's got my foot. -- Hanyouman 04:23, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
  • One cool midsummer's eve, with Donkey Day looming in the horizon, threeve smarmy shopkeepers decided to parade around town in nothing but jockey shorts, each holding Runcible Spoons in both hands in an awfully sly fashion. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:14, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Don't chu like da fats that roll up your ass crack? I do! --Roby 00:58, 1 September 2007 (UTC). Shit, i missed it by a few minutes!

It's September 1

Does the first round end now? I am Boomer.Speak to the Boomsta. Seriously.Do it. 02:02, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Task 2

  1. Contestants must be insane enough to make up this round's task. Contestants who successfully win, play get!
GO! -RAHB 02:42, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
Also, you need to do it with no more than 3 words. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 02:49, September 1, 2007
Did someone get kicked off? Just wondering. --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 21:57, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Um, when's the third task coming? --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 03:16, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

As a secondary one, beg near Famine. Now that is insane.
Fuck, I was going to say that. That's more insane than anything else. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:43, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
Wouldn't just looking at Famine's userspace be enough? I mean, this is Famine we are talking about! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Yes, but vandalising Famine's userspace is like asking to be banned! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 00:34, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
More so, isn't that you will be banned? :P - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 00:36, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
My vandalism will be very subliminal, nobody will notice. BWHAHAHA!!! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 01:39, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

Is round two over yet?

Yeah, so is it? --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 03:18, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

I win

n/t --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 03:20, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

No, I win, I suggested to vandalise Famine's userspace! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 03:22, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
Wrong, I win. I suggested hurrassing him and other admins.--General And Min. THEDUDEMANhttp://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 03:24, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
But I suggested eating Han! And begging near Famine. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Round Three

Rules: Make a picture. Make it very insane. Don't make it so insane that we don't know what the fuck it is, but make it pretty damn insane. You know....insane.

GO!!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by RAHB (talk • contribs)

Round 3.PNG --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:24, 13 September 2007 (UTC) Round32.JPG --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:44, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Fuck you all, I don't have any photoshop or anything. Fuck you all. So I"m just copying TKF's.

Round32.JPG --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:46, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

OMG PLAGIARISM. Oh, and those pictures are fucking annoying. So far I've tried to edit both of them. Needless to say, these attempts were quite futile. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:11, Sep 13, 2007

Round32.JPG--Sir Manforman CUN.png 21:27, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Zarathustra nietzsche with eye beams.jpg --General Insineratehymn 22:04, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Now that is an awful picture, at least it isn't plagiarism though--Sir Manforman CUN.png 22:05, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Body sandwich.jpg OH NOWS~! -RAHB 23:10, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Insaner2.JPG Say buhbye meme! Mr. Briggs Inc. 23:11, 13 September 2007 (UTC)IGH!

Spork attack.jpg --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 01:28, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Rdbwins.PNG --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:32, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

BOMBARDMENT --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) 12:07, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

No, I didn't make this. Yes, it's amazing. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:06, Sep 19
Damn! I suck at this part. I'm out. XD -- Hanyouman 22:32, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
Cold-Hard proof that the Vannesa Hudgens nudity pictures are as fake as Elmo's ears. --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 20:48, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

VOTE OUT TIME

  • I vote out STARNESTORMMY because he's a poopy who only did 2 rounds and let this game die :( --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:56, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
  • I vote for SavetheKip and High General Yellow. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:31, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
You're sure you wouldn't rather vote for The Acceptable Strange but Froggy? --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 00:40, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

REDULTS

  • Stranes III
  • Killer III
  • Strange III
  • Kip III
  • High Gen Grue III
  • Acceptable III
  • Yellow III
  • RAHB III
  • Mooses IV
  • Hymn III
  • Narf III
  • Boomer II
  • Kalir II
  • Bonner II
  • Uncyclopedian
  • TheLedBalloon

Since there's a 10 way tie for 2nd, everyone but Boomer, Kalir, Bonner, Uncyclopedian and TLB are voted out. Everyone who didn't vote also lost. so KTHXBAI --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:56, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Just Boomer, Bonner, Led, and I left. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
You speak with a be-fork-ed tongue of LIES. Ж Kalir where's my house? 03:59, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Redults of Tree-sults

Boomer - dead!
Bonner - said!
TLB - Led!
Uncyclopedian - RED!

(and on a side note, Insineratehymn - bread!) - The Nefarious RAHB 00:09, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Asthecrowunsurreptitiouslycawsatmidnight,
Darthametheoneprophetofmanosandkinutadosusgreatest
protegerisesfromthespoilsof
Uncyclopediasurvivorandgoestopreylikeaamorous
jackalopeontheolderandmoreintelligentmembersmrbrigg
sinc13:161september2007(UTC)eh! Mr. Briggs Inc. 00:11, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
I concur quite readily with the sentiments of both RAHB and Mr. Briggs. I shall make sure that I mention the inspiration you gave me when I am presented with my Nobel Peace Prize on Sunday. Now, if you excuse me, I must go; today is arts and crafts day at the asylum. I'm making a dreamcatcher. Weeeeeeee! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:19, Sep 24
I win! Boomer is dead, Bonner we said too many times, TLB is led out of the compitition, and I am with UNSOC, still in the competiton. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Nope, you don't win. Sorry. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:27, Sep 24
But Homestaw can win de comp-et-ee-shun!!! -RAHB 01:27, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
Nope, he doesn't win, either. Again, sorry. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:53, Sep 24
When the hell did I die? Who killed me? When I find the light, you are so getting smited. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:34, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Well,

I'm gonna go shake a tower. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 01:17, 24 September 2007

I'm dead. I'm gonna go try to find that "light" thing. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:27, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

AND THE WINNER IS

MR. BRIGGS INC.! AGAIN! Congratulations, any last words to say before the ravenous wolverines you just won maul you to death? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:55, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Asthecrowu nsurreptit iouslycawsa tmidnight,

Dartha metheoneprop hetofmanosandk inutadosusgreat est proteger isesfromthe spoilsof Uncyclop ediasurvivorandgo estopreylike aamorous jackal opeontheolderan dmoreintelligent membersmrbrig g sinc Mr. Briggs Inc. 10:07, 24 September 2007 (UTC) Eh?

AND THE REAL WINNER IS......SANITY

...Who pwned us all. -RAHB 02:13, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

And THE REAL REAL WINNER IS...

Starnestommy, who ditched this crazy-ass contest almost a month ago. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:12, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

UNEXPECTED ROUND FOUR!

...with SANITY!

Everybody must now combine the previous steps with a new one. You must make a new insane picture, that relates somehow to your task made for round two. You must also include your round one sentence in it somewhere. WHAT FUN! -RAHB 04:09, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

OH MY GOD IT'S FULL OF LITTLE MEATY BITS AND KIBBLES! Heehee, kibbles. Kibble kibble kibble. Ж Kalir where's my house? 04:19, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
HALIBUT! -RAHB 05:02, 25 September 2007 (UTC)


Eew... Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 15:03, 25 September 2007 (UTC)