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Planet Franz is a place where people can listen to beautiful music 24 hours a day. All native occupants are exact clones of some robots called Alex, Bob, Nick and Paul.

Also, you can go to matinees in the afternoons, and transmission parties in the evenings - one thing's for sure, you'll never be bored on Planet Franz!

Dress Code- Although the planet is open to the public, to become a permanent resident one must have at least one form fitting, casual suit- like outfit for above mentioned transmission parties.

Here's a pic from a transmission party:

During transmission parties: A healthy amount of alchohol will be served and the vodka is to be ceremonially stolen, not bought. No pushing or shoving as the bouncers will then be required to pour copious amounts of beer on you then remove you from the party, and you wouldn't want that now would you?