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|The most widely anticipated human in the world.|
|Reign||5000 AC - 6000 AC|
|Born||March 22, 2002|
|somewhere in California|
|Issue||More people engaged into a crime (e.g. snatching).|
“Friends are hard to find if you want to find them...Right?”
“Friends are killers of tomorrow”
Friendster was said to be a futurist, theoretical physicist, and an author. In the late 2002, he/she remarkably born 'cause him/her mother aborted him/her. I saw that he/she cries a lot when he/she knows that attempt in October 2, 2002. No one wants him/her 'cause of his appearance. As the time goes by, he realizes that he/she needs some friends. So in that time, he made a social networking website that caress him/her. TOO MUCH FOR THAT!
As he grows over 900 googolplex registered users and 61 googolplex unique users, the damaged he/she felt was so tremendous.
1. All of the registered users in his/her site punished into such kind of insomnia 'cause of wanting to add friends, posting comments, etc.
2. Friendsterism punished the whole Southeast Asia by a storm. Demolition jobs in the government rises because of it.
3. Global Finacial Crisis strikes Asia 'cause of it (without knowing that friendster do that for him/her to have a lot of friends).
4. Many Asians especially Filipinos was able to produce a well-trained *****(their highly gifted workers).
Friendster's Site Basic Features
Log-in -Is the power tool, the magic textbook (text box?) , and sometimes the called the horny used to access inside the friendster's site.
Home -The page where users usually think what shall they do...They usually do is that they try add some friends. If the user is a teenage boy, he tries to court the girl who is his friend. He gives some comments like pictures of a flower, gifts, and most of the time, hi!, hello!, etc.
Profile -It is the soul of the friendster where you will see the layout of the respective user. Ehem! As i said earlier, courtship is legal here (I said that?). Where you can have a lot of girlfriends and boyfriends even gayfriends and lesbianfriends and also bisexualfriends...NOSE BLEED! You will also kinda... I don't know what to say... ah... UH HA! Friendster Profiles are available in your leading websites right now...! Yeah now!
Log-out -The exit point of the site... The way for you to escape from your damn Friendster account.
List of Common Comments 
5. Thank's for the add (cheers for the add)
8. mind to intro.
9. Keep Safe
10. nice to meet you
This list is unofficial so better luck next time... Don't make this stupid comments again. LOL! It sucks! I remember friendster... he/she first introduce this comments in order for him/her to ease his/her (redundant?) pain inside. :( It seems you don't know what i'm talking about... SLOW! He he he! Guilty!