Frodo the Potter and the Goblet of Mordor
Frodo Potter travels, along with his friend Sauron Weasley to the land of Mordor. The denizens of Mordor have realised Quidditch is a pointless game, almost like it was written to provide a vehicle for one heroic character to decide every single match. As a result of this, they play basketball instead. Frodo Potter and his companion must destroy the one
ring goblet, bringing the joy of three ringed Quidditch back to the land.
Overheard: "I'm Mr. Frodo, bitch!"