Frodo the Potter and the Goblet of Mordor

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Frodo Potter travels, along with his friend Sauron Weasley to the land of Mordor. The denizens of Mordor have realised Quidditch is a pointless game, almost like it was written to provide a vehicle for one heroic character to decide every single match. As a result of this, they play basketball instead. Frodo Potter and his companion must destroy the one ring goblet, bringing the joy of three ringed Quidditch back to the land.

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Overheard: "I'm Mr. Frodo, bitch!"