G-spot
After being lost for eons and eons The G-spot has been found. The very reliable source, which cannot be revealed due to the extreme sensitivity of the G-spot, has found the G-spot geographically south of the equator of pluto, hidden inside a cave-like structure surrounded by dense bushland. We unfortunately have not got a look at the G-spot but our source has assured us that it is there. We have sent many men on the mission to find the reach the G-spot but all have returned exhausted, empty handed and have recently thrown up. I myself have now volunteered to go on this unforgettable mission to find the G-spot next time the artificial shaking rod enters the cave. Wish me luck people, I will need it.
Description[edit]
An area of skin, common to some breeds of dog, which is unusually sensitive to touch. Excessive skin or hair pigmentation is often symptomatic of G-spot existence and some breeds such as Dalmations often display a prominent G-spot marker on their coats at (or very near) the spot's location. Dogs, however, may develop an unmarked G-spot regardless of breed.
Manual stimulation of the G-spot (by vigorous rubbing, gentle scratching, or tickling with a brush or other softly-bristled object) often has a dramatic effect; the dog may make involuntary whimpering noises, nip-like biting motions, or "phantom scratching" with a rear leg. This is often accompanied by a glazed, far-off look in the dog's eyes. Some dogs, once the existence of their G-spot is shown to them, will attempt self-stimulation by licking or gentle nibbling. This behaviour should be discouraged, lest it lead to feeble-mindedness, over-development of the tongue, hair paws, or blindness.
The G-spot can also refer to the aria between "F" and "H", for some reason, the aria itself and not the letter (G) has a significat importance to females, it is also known that messing with that aria would make a significant portion of female human beings pronounce the letter "G" loudly and clearly, this technique is used by audiologists to help females with spelling problems to pronounce the letter G in the correct way, there for the letter G is used to test the ability of humans to see ... it is a common misunderstanding that that letter used for the later purpose is C.
Why the G?[edit]
G stands for gum, many people claiming to have found the g-spot say that it is much the same as a fresh piece of chewing gum, still wet, that you have placed your finger onto under the table It is also believed that the G stands for George W Bush spot because if it is found and pressed a girl will stammer and say the wrong words as she talks to you.
What does it do[edit]
Ancient Communist secrets lead us to believe that the ocean came to be when mother earth found her g spot, what this means we have no idea. Greek ideology suggests that the clue lies locked up in thousands of years worth of hentai, the japanese 'G-spot' scientific research. Bollocks. It's an excuse for sex, much like 'whale experiments' is an excuse to eat sushi.
Interesting facts[edit]
- The female Duck-Billed Platypus has no G-spot, explaining why after a tiring day, I was not able to pleasure my furry beaked friend.
- The female Chav is reported to have a G-spot in her rectum as well as her mouth and pussy, so that all three males can please her at once.
- The G-spot is also the name for the place which hundreds of Gorillas congregate in order to play drums. Much to Phil Collins delight.
- The G-spot is mentioned 142 times in the Dictionary. However, Samuel L. Jackson cleverly hid the references in between pages 125 and 126.
- God (Oscar Wilde) has a G-spot on his left ring finger.
- If you were to flip the world upside down, stand it on Jupiter and place it in the orbit of a planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, 42 people would have an resulting orgasm.
- The G-spot is part of the world domination plan of Google.
- Holocaust Denial Denial Deniers will admit that although they deny the denial of people who deny the Holocaust, they don't deny that these (hypothetical) people would supposedly have G-spots.
- The G-spot was once believed to be a mystical place, spread by the teachings of Walter R. Smith. Upon seeing his picture, however, people realised that Walter was indeed a loser, and in need of getting some.
- G, in Hebrew, means place of praying to Allah. Jews therefore have a large reaction to the g-spot and attempt to stay clear of it or the dark cave where it resides.
External links[edit]
College Sex Advice - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the G-Spot the g spot is a very complex organ of the male species. it has only been found on select males, such as Forrest Shamamamalalalalmama of penncrest highscool.(look up "profesional wrestling"...vagina
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After being lost for eons and eons The G-spot has been found.... the G-spot geographically south of the equator hidden inside a cave-like structure surrounded by dense bushland. |