G4 (television)

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"I was impressed by the texture mapping and the lighting of this game!" -G4's game reviewer on Madden '09

"I think the game had a great movie to game translation, it's graphics look close to the movie!" -G4's game reviewer on any Superman game.

"Okay guys, your starting to scare me with your obsession with detailed textures and lighting effect, and your obsession with first person shooters and crappy 3rd party developers like EA! Seriously do you think all gamers are that nerdy?" -Captain Obvious on G4

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G4 is an American television network devoted to the greatest shows known to mankind. It was founded in 2000 by Pee-wee Herman, Hitler, Hurricane Hugo, and of course, Jacques Barzun, as a response to their AV Club instructor's challenge to "make a TV network worse than C-SPAN". This challenge inspired the creation of the G4 network - devoted to "games, guts, gore, and garbage from other networks". It is currently run by Hurricane Hugo. Unbeknownst to most viewers, all material shown on G4 is written and produced by a ham sandwich.

TechTV Invasion[edit]

see G4-TechTV War for more information

G4 started off as a very underground style channel. It talked about video games 24/7, was very low key. It's shows were, for the most part, creative, interesting, informative, and fun to watch. There were a few stinkers that died quickly. Commercials were mostly 20 year olds talking about their favorite video games, or classic 8bit montages. Then... TechTV came... Almost all of the good shows from G4 AND Tech TV were cancelled and G4 decided they wanted to be the new Comedy Central (Adult Swim). Episodes of Cops, The Man Show, and Wilderness Survival quickly followed. Commercials became large corporate washouts that you'd see on any network, and anyone with a brain stopped watching.


While G4 was doing a fair job of accomplishing their goal of being "worse than C-SPAN", no sane cable or satellite operators would carry the channel (this, of course, excludes Comcast, which is not a sane cable operator) and Time Warner cable (also insane, and formed an unholy homosexual alliance with AOL). Because of this, G4 decided to invade TechTV, which was carried by most sane cable and satellite providers, evidently because it was actually good. This resulted in a vast increase in G4's availability, but resulted in the outbreak of the G4-TechTV War between G4 forces (led by Charles Hirschhorn) and TechTV forces in Canadian exile (led by Leo Laporte). Recently, TechTV forces scored a string of victories in the G4-TechTV War, which began with the victory at the Battle of Call For Help and culminated with the firing of Charles Hirschhorn as head of G4 forces. However, this string of victories seems to be short-lived, as extreme hard-liners (led by Hurricane Hugo) took the network in an M-rated battle known as the Attack of the Attack of the Show of the Attack of the Show Screen Savers. As G4 Official Dictator, Hurricane Hugo has promised to increase the amount of garbage from other networks (at the expense of games). According to some G4 insiders, he plans to make G4 into a network similar to the UK Hitler Channel - and may even be considering renaming the channel - to US Hitler Channel, or possibly G4HitlerSpikeMTVOxygen, or simply HOMOTV. His takeover was applauded by a few Comcast executives but jeered by TechTV fans, who were dumbfounded that hard-line G4 clerics, rather than underground TechTV operatives, had taken over G4. The only problem is ever since TTV was invaded, TTVers everywhere won't stop whining over a TV channel.

Recently, G4, with the help of Star Trek mercenaries, successfully drove all remaining TechTV forces out of G4 territory. Excluding the ever elusive and popular X-play double agents. However, TechTV forces continue broadcasting operations from exile in Nunavut and the small island of Podcast. G4 soldiers are equipped with forum blasters and web-chat banners, these are used when someone says the word penis (Oops, I said a bad word. Forget that I ever said the word penis. {Damn, am I going to get banned for saying penis?}), and full on gay boner guns and rectangular vaginal sex toys.

Note: The TechTV forces in Canadian exile are legally referred to as G4techTV Canada, because of their indeterminate status - however, the G4 is widely considered to be silent by Canadians.

Current Status[edit]

G4 currently is broadcasting programming with people who are paid to pretend to know things about video games, technology, and sex.

  • Intel (currently the top choice)
  • Comcast Really Awful Programming (CRAP)
  • WTH Network (Worse Than Hitler)
  • SWN (SpikeTV Wannabe Network)
  • G4StarTrekTV
  • Ultra Mega Giga Turbo Network
  • Uncharted Discommunications
  • STTV (Star Trek TV)
  • FOX²
  • Johnny's Xtreme Network
  • Time Warner Cable (The one with the shitty DVR's and black repair guys that are afraid of dogs)
  • FAUX
  • Al Jazeera
  • SameShitDifferentChannelTV.net/com~org/user.html
  • LandfillTV
  • Video Game Sex
  • Sex in a closet with Oliva Munn
  • CrapTV
*screwatack.com wannabe tv

Despite the full broadcasting schedule, G4 is banned in the state constitutions of 47 of the 50 United States as a dangerous drug (it is available via prescription only in the other 3 states).

In Canada, where TechTV forces hold majority control, the percentage of "games, guts, gore, and garbage from other networks" is much lower (though with a higher percentage of high-fiber Leo Laporte), and thus the network is fully legal, unlike in the United States.

Programming[edit]

Shows on G4 controlled by G4 forces include:

  • Tranny and Homo: the New X-Play
  • cops
  • cops 2.0
  • cops TWO POINT OH
  • cops (cancelled)
  • cops GoAnimate edition
  • cops but stingy claims everything
  • cops IN G MAJOR
  • cops cops cops cops coply cops cops cops
  • cops (cancelled again after the Tax Doctor stepped on its creator while running like this spoiled brat right here!
  • cops ft. the Consolidated Credit Debt Sukkers (such blood hunny) and the Klasky Csupo logo
  • cops ft. the Gerber Life Grow-Up Plan lady and the 9 out of 10 kids whom their parents dreamed of sending them to college
  • Cops-eat-Cops (sike because of course that would be cannibalism)
  • cops (earrape)
  • cops but it will go for HOURS AND HOURS AND IT WILL GET VERY ANNOYING PLZ SELD HELP!
  • Cops Setting Fire to Their Hair
  • Cheap Tranny Tips and Tricks with Morgan Webb
  • The Show
  • Attack of the Show
  • The Phantom Menace Of The Show"
  • Attack of the RELAUNCHED Show
  • Revenge of the Show
  • Stacked
  • Quite Frankly with Stephen A. Smith
  • Keenan and Kell
  • Attack of the Revenge of the Show, Special E3 Edition (seen yearly)
  • Defeat of the Show
  • Attack of the REBRANDED Show!
  • Attack of the REVAMPED, RELAUNCHED Show
  • Attack of the Ninja Show
  • attack of the Darths show
  • Attack of Marvin the Robot Show
  • The Man Show
  • The Woman Show
  • The Transvestite Show
  • Attack of the Man Show
  • Attack of the Revenge of the Man Show - TURBO EDITION
  • Attack of the GameSpot with GaMeRuInEr
  • AOTS ROBOT EDITION with AOTSBot
  • The sequal to AOTS
  • AOTS for the small screen
  • Attack of the Show: Carbon Copy Edition
  • AOTS brought to you by Stickam
  • Nigga Stole The Show!!
  • The Sesspool hosted by Adam Sessler
  • ショーの攻撃!
  • Morgan Webb Hot Tub Chat Room
  • The quiet hour with some dumb asian chick. Oh, It is Olivia Munn! Dumbass.
  • 227
  • The Jeffersons
  • Full house
  • The touch your penis show
  • Don't watch this, the show. Attacking!
  • cops go marching one-by-one hurrah hurrah
  • cops: Dont Let your Kids Watch It
  • cops SatAM Edition from stupid Litton!
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • A bunch of Old Asian Dudes running around an obstacle course to achieve a title that affords them no real luxury, and trying not to fall into some nasty ass water that is always either green or brown. (What the hell is up with stanky ass Japanese water? Hello, it is called a water filter!) Oh and the contestants always try to advertise their own shitty businesses, which is stupid. Remarketed as "Ninja Warrior" in the United States.
  • Nagano SU-F***ING-PREEEEEME!!!!!!!
  • Samurai Warrior: Pressing Charges Above You
  • Adam Sessler Touches a Woman (Just Kidding, that's never happened)
  • Meet the Sess
  • Totally Amish Behavior
  • ILLEGAL Credit Card Numbers by Bender
  • Attack of the Sheep
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • William Shatner's FUNTIME HOUR!
  • The Extreme Savers featuring Leo Laporte
  • GTA: b-UST-ed
  • Windows Major Exageration
  • Last Year's Worst Games
  • The Cosby Mysteries
  • Cops
  • Black to the Bitch
  • Cops
  • Invasion of Canada
  • Cops
  • US Forces retreat from Iraq
  • Cops
  • Gilbert Gottfried in his Natural Enviorment
  • Fanboys Look!!!, It's Gilbert Gottfried!!!
  • It's Always Sunny in Morgan Webb
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • El Amante Robotico
  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force Live!
  • I've got the brain!
  • Cliche Plot
  • Wired for Steve Sax
  • I can't believe it doesn't suck
  • Druged Up Black Guy driving an Indestructable Car
  • Danger Doom: The Series
  • The Amazing Race: G4 Studios
  • Best Of Sex
  • Face Compression Systems Live!!!
  • The Extenze Infomercial With that Porn Chick Who Keeps Talking About The Product But Never Actually Says The Word Penis, But We All Know She Means Penis! Damn It Woman, Just Say It!! You Too Infomercial Co-Stars!!
  • Klee Irwin Explores Your Encrusted Colon and Flushes it Out!
  • 1-310-979-5000
  • What are you Doing?
  • What are YOU Doing?
  • Gun Avatar
  • Aperture Death Cube Live!
  • Dragon Fury
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • Off The Chain
  • Come On, Man!!!
  • Mooninites Invade Boston!, The Aqua-Gate Convortosy
  • We are the Mooninites
  • Human in School for Animals featuring his Gym Partner which is a Monkey
  • Offensive Japanese Game Show
  • Clothes Off!!!
  • Watch, Play, Win!!!, HYPERACTIVE!!!
  • Kevin Peirra and the Alternate Universe of Evil
  • Office Jesus: Destroying the Establishment
  • Mortal Kombat: Finish Him!
  • Why isn't he getting charged?
  • Park: Revoked!!!
  • Stickin It to the Man
  • Xtreme Intern Chair Racing
  • Too Many Goddamn Interns
  • Where Da Interns At?
  • The Sims: Live-Action
  • omg heroes!!!
  • Home Invasion Cam
  • Cheat, the show fo rgamers without internet acess who could more easily just look up cheats because no gamer has the internet...right?
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • Halo 3 Beta (people who got it and people who don't)
  • Lucy is GONE!
  • Digital Digs
  • Wired for Tex-Mex
  • Legiticorp Pitch Meetings (compliments of your American Express card)
  • Which cable network will G4 buy next?
  • Somebody Scream
  • Totally Stupid Behaivor!
  • Totally Rageous Behavior
  • Fridays in 3 hours
  • The Dream Lab
  • Identical Families: Isn't it amazing?
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • cops
  • Japan Horse Betting
  • Screwed! with Sargent
  • The Lush for The Stupid
  • G4's attempt to be hip with the geek crowd Yo!
  • Mooninites: The Game for the SNES
  • HEY BITCH!!!, Where's my Car?
  • Intense Action Squad: Roll of the Magical 8-Sided Dice
  • Late Night with Tommy Tallarico
  • 187: Sex with a Woman!
  • SDU: Sign Destruction Unit
  • Reverse WOLVERINE!!!
  • Fo' Nizzle, My Snizzle!!!
  • I can't believe this!
  • Bitch-Slapped: Revenge of the Backhand
  • Paid Programming
  • NOT WARHAMMER!
  • Jack and the Beanstalk with Jack Bauer
  • The Exact Same Show with a New Face
  • Carl Winslou as Daredevil
  • How much we hate what?
  • We love you so very much
  • Secret Agent Whisky: Second Assault
  • Ph34r My 1337ness
  • Afro Zombie Power ACTIVATE!!!
  • No Duh Bitch!
  • Master Shake's G-Spot
  • Three in the Morn' Looking for the Porn
  • 24: The minutes you weren't supposed to see
  • 24: Alternate Reality: C23A4B32ES8
  • 24 Seconds
  • Madness, This is Bullshit!
  • Kevin Perierra mentions TWiT
  • Prision Break-In
  • Idiots on an RCT Forum
  • Pr0n: The Future
  • G4 V.S. TechTV
  • Stay Plugged-In
  • Father & Daughter
  • Mosted Stocked Sites!
  • Dancing Is Forbid
  • Fastlane: L&M
  • Slowlane
  • Fastlane: San Andreas
  • Wormlane
  • 2252: The code that unlocks the ankle monitor and the one that opens the door to the Interrogation Room in CTU
  • Satan And The Schoolgirl
  • You **** me up!
  • STOP INTERRUPTING ME!!!
  • Who's Line Isn't It Anyway
  • Battle For The Mountian: Extended Edition
  • Bill Gates having sex with Dogs!
  • Robot Break Dance Squad 3000
  • OMFG GEARS
  • Adam being Stealthy
  • G4's Thursday Night Lineup
  • Idiots Jumping Around
  • Meatballs: The animated 2D series
  • Grand Theft Auto: The Series
  • Two and a Half Men
  • Kill Him
  • Assissany
  • Maniac!
  • United Kingdom of AMERICA!!!
  • Pathetic Attempt to be Sexy
  • Franklin Comes Alive
  • Universal Maddness
  • QB, Vision of the Stripper
  • How long is your Penis
  • Star Wreck
  • People Everyday: BLACK Edition
  • This is an AR Game you Idiots!!!
  • ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  • Live-Action Counter-Strike
  • Gizoogle Thiz Shit!!!
  • Dead Or Alive: Extreme Sexiness
  • Hey Dog, Where you At?
  • Considilation Presented by E!
  • Anna David's Personal Rehab
  • Attack of the Penis Jokes and the Show that Shows them on Show. Show.
  • Pimp my PC
  • GRENADE!!! with Keifer Strifferland
  • G4's cancelation of other shows.
  • Isn't That That Same Asian Guy From Before?
  • COPS: Bad Boys Edition
  • Coming Soon: asian chick
  • Sighs from people disappointed by the New Sets
  • The Prisioner Remake 2007 Edition
  • UNHilarious Videos from NotYouTube.com
  • Slow-As-Hell Internet Connection
  • G4's Half-Ass Coverage of CES 07'
  • Titan 2142: Lag FTW
  • Face HD
  • Thunder Force Awesome: The Series
  • WTF!: The Show
  • So I think you can't dance?
  • Tommy Snider and Tom Peters
  • HULK Smash!!!: The Show
  • Spacekataz: Live-Action
  • Cops: Physiclogal Department
  • Picks and Pans presented by that Pizza Place
  • Where is Johnny Xtreme?
  • That's so NOT Raven
  • GUN!!!, Bitch make me a sandwich 4-8-12-16, Attack of the bitch having sex with the show, Baby!!!, UNRATED EDITION!!!!!!! Yo, SAY WHAT?!?!?!?!
  • Slowlane: Hyperspeed
  • Anime Freaks: A Look at the G4 Forum Signature Pictures
  • MmmmHmmm
  • Cloned Children from a Wharehouse
  • Dark Side of a Face
  • ... ..- .--. . .-. / .... .. --. .... / .. -. - . -. ... . / .- -.-. - .. --- -. / ... .... --- .--
  • Your Probally a Sockpuppet
  • The Daily Sockpuppet
  • Comments from the CEO of G4, Neal Tiles!!!
  • Formula D on ESPN2
  • Zorx the Comedial Genius
  • The Life and Times of Wil Wheaton
  • Dance, You Fool!!!
  • Spot the Block
  • His Niece was Murdered
  • We're merging with Spike
  • WOAHOMFG!!!
  • An hour of Black Music Foo!!!
  • Star Trak
  • Star Trek: Party Line
  • Star Wars: Get Away from her you Bitch!
  • Samurai Soldier
  • People Holding Computers: Naked
  • The Action W5 News Hour
  • Do you realize I'm an Action Hero, And that I don't have time to take this crap!
  • You Moron!
  • Public Domain B&W Late Night Hour
  • ICONS: Non-Gaming Edition
  • I can help connect the dots
  • Bullshit Filter
  • What's This Do?
  • Sublymonal Advertising
  • Morgan 10 Second Spot
  • Your Ad Here Present's Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb
  • Fantastic 1,000,000: The Series
  • Sudden Appearences from ComicCon
  • Not Really Live From ComicCon
  • How Many Hairs are on Adam Sessler's Head?
  • The Adventures of Bob & Steve
  • His Head has been Chopped Off!!!
  • What's going on with the laid off Aquisitions Staff
  • HeadOn: Apply Directly to the Forehead
  • G4's Coverage of the Faster than the speed of Time Race Event
  • Mission Impossible: TIM (Truley Impossible Mission)
  • Hilarious Situation Comedy
  • Extreme Hardware Sex XXX (NO KIDS ALLOWED)
  • Who Got Game?
  • 5 Cent: Bulletproof
  • Battlefield 2: Real Life
  • Boost Mobile
  • NOT live from Las Vegas
  • "Unconventional" crashes of Airline Flights
  • Adam's Web
  • Time's Up.
  • The Block with Leo Laporte
  • What's you complain about Windows ME
  • Intruvise Advertising w/sound, THE SHOW!!!
  • The Simpsons in 2D
  • I'll be Back!!!
  • Aw, Did you see how I stuck that landing?
  • Things Change for the Worse
  • Family Ties
  • D-Year 2006
  • 8-bit comedy of non-epic proportions
  • The new sitcom that will be off the air in 2 months
  • Safe Sex show will be off the air in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
  • Well that was disappointing.
  • The Great Laser War of 208763
  • You are Watching G4!
  • John-Matrix showed me this path
  • Rachel Blakes Boring Travel Show
  • Blackwatch Terrorist
  • Kill that BITCH!!!
  • TechTV: The Show
  • Congratulations Dude, Your still gay!
  • Crack LIVE!
  • Jaikuing and Shizinit
  • People with Extremly Long Legs
  • The Cool Place Reality Series from G4
  • Attention Y'All
  • Who killed your father then?
  • Ironic Turn of Events
  • I can't believe it is crap
  • The comedy with the Sci Fi, Horror, Action Twist
  • Night of the Living Dead: Totally Interupted
  • The TV Guide Hour: What Else You Could Be Watching Right Now!
  • This is the game,WE SWEAR!!!
  • Greatest Sleep Aid in Years
  • EXTREME Pong
  • Traditional NOT Technology Show
  • Oh Dear God No!!!
  • GO, GO, GO!!!
  • Word, G!!!
  • Something good on G4 (coming eventually)
  • Developers!, Developers!, Developers!, Developers!
  • Pay your respects to the All-Mighty Kevin Rose
  • Squirrel Boy: Cancellation Edition
  • Everything's better in Widescreen 16:9 Aspect Ratio
  • G4 has gone black Yo'.
  • Rapebot 2000 Live!
  • The sequal to Rapebot
  • Gay: Happy and Homosexual
  • Daily uncited song from YTMND
  • That was not excellent service
  • MY ALERGIES!
  • It's not holding
  • Were Outta Time featuring Leo Laporte
  • "We admit, We have no announcement."
  • You choose YTMND Mod 2007!
  • Why is this shit on my screen?
  • 24: Cable Aquisition Unit
  • Hasbro Infomercial (aka Non-Action Blast)
  • Neon Sign: Inside the Bar with Kevin Rose
  • Cinematech: Nocturnal Emissions "Yes, THOSE emissions"
  • Extreme Makeover - Video Game Edition
  • Console Wars: The Second War
  • Artillery at your Area
  • 3 Guys and a Hotel Room
  • Nominations for the Longest List in History
  • People Panicing Around for No Appearnt Reason
  • My Brain is Melting: The Mini-series
  • The Foriner Belt
  • Party Hardy!!!
  • Woody Allen's Fall Project

commercials

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  • Foriegn Delicies from other Broadcast Networks
  • Rock the House, and Everything IN IT!!!
  • メガ極度の超楽しみのイギリスからの狂気の異常な日本のゲームショー。
  • Count Your Sheep: The Animated Series
  • Warz, 24/7/365 Coverage
  • Biology: Twistory
  • iFeed
  • South Korean Easily Digestable Bread
  • Cops with Crap crammed on screen
  • Exagerations: XXX Edition
  • ありす幼稚園: 開発を阻止した時日本からのアリスの幼稚園からの脱出からの: 部2の抽出ポイント
  • Super Ultra Hyper Crunk Hyphy Mega Bots-- Xtreme!
  • EBgames' Game We Want You To Buy This Month
  • Canceled FOX show of the Week
  • Arrested Development V.S. ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
  • 8-Bit Sex
  • Found 4.0
  • Super Sweeth 30th Birthday
  • 24: Awesome Edition LIVE!!!
  • Leo Laporte's 5-day College Reunion Live!
  • We at G4 are not responsible for anything.
  • You need more G4
  • I silently disappear into the mist

more commercials

  • 24 with Bobby Lee
  • The future of the Aquisitons Team
  • Xtreme Buzz Bunny with a Taste for Weed
  • Canceled Filter
  • Penis ME
  • iWitness so Stupid
  • Please Wait until 08
  • Anime You Wish Was Never Unleashed
  • Bill Cosby's Rap Hour
  • Capricorn
  • Super-Negro
  • Random Celebrity Cardboard Cut-out Soap Opera Hour
  • 1024x768, The ultimate show
  • Original 8-bit style Show, REALLY!!!
  • Crappy Low Budget Comedy
  • Pee-Wee's Playhouse of Shit!
  • Concerned, The series based on the book, based on the comic, based on the animated series, based on the book of the same name.
  • How dumb are you?
  • iWitness
  • Promotion of the new soon-to-be-canceled series on FOX
  • Xtreme Car Destruction XXX
  • 24 Oz. Mouse
  • 16-Bit Gaming Console Theatre
  • The Ultimate Premium Channel
  • Destroy Everyone
  • Voice Acting brought to you by Microsoft Sam
  • So Freaking Rad!
  • Kain's a bastard...
  • The Fast
  • G4 grobbeling for shows.
  • 4 Gimmicks
  • Two E! True Hollywood Stories Later
  • Ready, Set and Go!!!
  • Boring Someone: TO DEATH!!!
  • Crash: Comes with Bobblehead
  • Porn City: The Black Bars of Censorship
  • Star Trek: The G4 Generation
  • Star Trek: Laporte
  • Star Wreck
  • Stay Alert 24 hours a Day!
  • Sponsored by Verizon
  • The Feed 10:00 News: All the news you don't need to know
  • Daily Vandilizations of Kevin Periera's Wikipedia Article
  • Washed-up Semi-Actors' Sketch Comedy Hour
  • Esc: From Apotolypse
  • Incompentent Attitude
  • Power Rangers: Hardcore Porn
  • Attack of the Uncylcopedia
  • Big Bling Type
  • The Master Shake did not Write This
  • Fifty-Two Pick Up
  • Doctor with Cane saves people with Simple Symptons
  • アンペア時! 、私の目!!!
  • How long is that?
  • NOT a Syndication Network Anymore
  • FUCK YES!!!
  • Brought to you by Kokanne Beer
  • Non-sensical Hand Waving 2007
  • YYY Xtreme Edition
  • The Super Duper Action Total Extreme Team with Guns!!
  • What Happens Next?
  • There ain't nothing wrong with me, Damn It!
  • HDTV can beat boring Old Regular TV
  • Bleep, Bloop, Blop, Bleep
  • Prepare to Kick Ass
  • Complain how much you hate COPS
  • The Morbidly Obese Minute
  • EYE-BEAMS
  • Spike Spencer's Incredable Voice
  • Christmas in July! (seen yearly)
  • On the X-Play Boards
  • Kim Possible and the Esurance Girl
  • Pure Evil: Duel Wielding
  • The war between Netrunner and Fubutra Channel
  • Totally Uncensored
  • Why do you do this?
  • D-Year (seen yearly)
  • Pressing Charges against someone
  • Ultimate Depression from The Fast
  • Trapped in the Cupboard
  • Forbidden Secrets: Sex with Pehirables
  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force Detective Agency
  • You the Man Now Dog!: Back to the Future
  • I don't wanna hear no speech about G4.
  • Action Shit! Featuring Stolen Kids Action Cartoons and Live Action Shit you don't even watch.
  • Sick Rides Yo?
  • How could you do this to Fayed's country?
  • Survivor: Kill Yourself!!!
  • CSI: Boston
  • Time go FASTER!!!
  • FFF: Sex O' Da' Union, BITCH!!!
  • ComedyLine: Featuring Broadcast Feeds from Cartoon Network, TBS, TBS2, MTV, MTV2, MTV3, And VH2
  • The 3 Deadly Sins of Gaming!
  • G-Phoria X-Play Edition
  • Move Bitch, GET OUT THE WAY!!!
  • Damn those KFI Call Screeners!
  • Johnny's Xtreme Show
  • Black Beast
  • Try this at home kids!
  • Hitler V.S. Gandi
  • Blast Them!
  • Darth Maul attacks
  • Daily Special Vandalism Edits on Wiki's!
  • The Innocent Shall Suffer, Big Time!
  • Wheel of Destiny
  • The Show you don't want to see
  • Behind the Scenes at Microsoft
  • The Whupped Set (featuring Street n' Furry and Drift Racers Making a Name for Themesleves)
  • The Assset (featuring Call For Help: UNRATED and Brendon Moran shaking his Ass)
  • Cheat!
  • Steal!
  • The Best of Hot Coffee
  • XXX-Play with Kristin Holt
  • OLD X-Play
  • Slightly worn X-Play
  • NEW X-Play
  • Look Fanboys, Morgan Webb is Hot! with Morgan Webb
  • Fat, Disheveled, Annoying Reporter
  • Based on a Conan O'Brien Skit Show
  • Mod My XBOX
  • Why Is This On G4? (a look at what shows on are G4 but should be on another network)
  • X: The Show
  • Wheel of Celebrities
  • Titty Titty game oriented porn, internet video super fun hour!
  • Charles Hischhorn is fired
  • old show whose sound is in mono
  • Neal Tiles Steps in an pimp slaps Charles Hischhorn
  • Neal Tiles has gone INSANE!!!
  • The sh*ty show
  • That show that nobody but the creators of the show watch
  • ugly version of Cheat
  • Warsman11 takes a dump on OT
  • Warsman11 Eats you girl out part 2
  • Sitting down and shutting up with Gordon Freeman
  • cops
  • Adam Sessler, Kevin Pereira Jousting
  • SAX CRAZED MANIAC N00BS, ETC.
  • ëŧ‡Ær ëGG§ with David Spade and a monkey
  • Code Monkeys (The show is so hilariously shi**y that no name can be made up which will be funnier. For kicks how bout 'The show that wishes it were South Park' or 'No one was capable of writing a better script for this pile of sh**? REALLY!?)'
  • LARPers laughed at by girls & their friends
  • LARPers getting girls
  • "HURL
  • "Morgon webb hurling
    • The Phantom Show
    • Attack of the Show
    • Revenge of the Show
    • A New Show
    • The Show Strikes Back
    • Return of the Show
  • Bring Me to Life video
  • Gerber Baby Battle Beatle Bottle Pop
  • Johny Johny Yes Papa
  • Maxwell the Pig
  • Scan VS Round 700
  • The puberty video (call now)
  • Caillou Gets (Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded) for Nothing
  • ASPCA ads (cancelled when the Book of Life came out)
  • Life Alert commercials
  • Tax Doctor Commercials (cancelled because the Tax Doctor kept running like an idiot)
  • MOAR Puberty Videos
  • J.G. Wentworth Commercials
  • Gerber Life Grow-Up Plan Commercials (HOW ARE THEY NOT CANCELLED?)
  • LifeLock infomercial
  • Mesothelioma lawsuit ads
  • Diabetes meter ads (If you have diabetes, and you're on medicare, call now for a new talking meter you'll be glad u did!)
  • Consolidated Credit ads
  • Chuck E. Cheese's ads (no number)
  • Juicy Drop ads (no number)
  • Happy meal ads (STILL no number)
  • Barney credits
  • Pen Pineapple Apple Pen
  • Infomercial for MyPillow
  • We Are Number One
  • How It Feels to Chew 5 Gum
  • Preston Ward Condra Goes to Chick-Fil-A
  • CuteMimi25 SatAM rant
  • Litton Rant
  • Try Not to Laugh
  • Can't Look Away
  • Dumb Ways to Die
  • Kirby Gets a Blue Card
  • Cung Jar
  • Yu-Gi-Oh
  • Jeffpardy
  • Did we mention cops?
  • What would you do for a Klondike bar?
  • WHAT IS LIFE?

Call for Help has been canceled, furthering the effort to destroy all references to good programming on the channel.

Also, Anime You Wish Was Never Unleashed isn't seen in Canada, due to government regulations that require that all anime be good.

The hilarity seen on 'LARPers laughed at by girls and their friends' inspired the series 'LARPers getting girls'. The show was canceled after filming 1000 hours of failure. The first 700 were spent convincing girls to go home with the LARPer. Chloroform was then used to 'coerce' the women. Unfortunately the following 150 hours of footage was of various LARPers attempting to play D&D, boffer, or play LOTR Dress Up with the unconcious girls. Although that in and of itself was funny for the first 3 hours it quickly got old and Oscar Wilde was called in to show the LARPers what to do. Equipped with this knowledge the LARPers encountered a new problem: Erectile Dysfunction. After 150 hours of filming LARPers failing to get erections and after several suicides behind the scenes the series was cancelled and replaced with Cops.

Links[edit]

Bob's playroom

TechTV forces in exile

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