Gene pool

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The Gene Pool is an olympic sized swimming pool in Israel. The concept, design and build of the gene pool were all masterminded by master mastermind, Dr Gene Simmons. Dr Simmons and his bandmates were involved in cloning to such an extent that the earth's population tripled in 1999 with all the clones of Dr Simmons. Simmons ultimately decided to rid the world of his billions of clones by shrinking them to molecular size and hiding them in Ariel Sharon's swimming pool whilst Ariel was in the shower. The mini-genes filled the pool like water, and it is possible to swim through the swathes of lilliputian rockstars and be supported as if in water.