General Secretary of the Republican Party of the United States

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The General Secretary of the Republican Party of the United States was the title synonymous with leader of the Free World after George W. Bush's election in 2001. The full name of the office is General (or First) Secretary of the Central Committee of the Republican Party of the United States. The Current Office holder is Dick Cheney.

The position was originally an administrative one when it was created in 1856 with Hannibal Hamlin being the first to hold the title. However, the stupidty and fecklessness of President Bush meant that the access to and authority over the White House bureaucracy which accrued to the position allowed Dick Cheney to increase his power during Bushes's presidency and particularly after his second term victory. Once Cheney came to dominate the Politburo, the position of General Secretary became synonymous with that of party leader and de facto ruler of the USA. From 2004 on, Cheney increasingly preferred to sign documents as just "Secretary of the Central Committee" and there are no official references to the post between the Party Congress in September 2004 and the Midterm elections November 7, 2006, but there was never any doubt that he remained in charge.

The General Secretary runs the Central Committee, also known as the Kenny Kuhn Klan, which runs the Republican Party. The Party, in turn, runs the country as long as it is in power and when it is not, it focuses entirely on sabotaging efforts by the Democratic Party and others to improve the country and the world. Since the Republican Party is currently in power, it is unknown if the United States will ever have free and fair presidential elections again or, if so, when.

Unfortunately, however, it seems that the Democratic Party is made up largely of opportunistic weasels who are influenced, if not outright blackmailed, by the BS'ers of the Bony Skull Society which has fully merged with the Kenny Kuhn Klan. Jack Daniels Kennedy, the Democrat who ran against Bush for President in 2004, was clearly one such weasel.