George W. Bush inclusion act

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Because of their so-called intelligence, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will never have a proper article about George W. Bush inclusion act. We are sorry for their blatant retardedness.

It is required by Unlaw that at least 47% of the entries on Uncyclopedia contain references to George W. Bush. Due to their being no single person to commit this crime, flouting this Unlaw is punishable by destruction of the universe. It has since changed to including Alicia Keys.


There are several exceptions to this Unlaw:

  • Entries specifically about ALICIA KEYS
  • Entries specifically about primates (even though most authors seem not to have noticed this)
  • Entries which contain the words "landlubber", "rubber", "monitor" or "tarpalin".
  • Entries that are self-serving Vanity Pages
  • Entries that contain Cruft
  • Stubs