Global cooling

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"Global warming is not happening...global cooling is not happening." - Oscar Wilde on Global Cooling

Global cooling is a phenomenon that many people do not understand in actually happening...or not happening as may be the case. You see, the Earth is not experiencing global warming but rather it is experiencing a lack of global cooling. Back during the ice age, global cooling was intense. Now, however, global cooling is not as strong because the ice caps are melting.

A man by the name of Al Gore recently came out with a move called "An Inconvenient Truth" which describes this phenomenon in such a way that only Al Gore could. It is an in-depth analysis into why global cooling is not as strong and how it is Bush's fault. In his film, Al Gore concludes that the only way to strengthen global cooling is to manufacture and use more air conditioners.